Technology is goddamn infuriating. Everything is a buggy piece of shit. Nothing works right. Product owners are overpaid assholes who add useless features and don't focus on a smooth experience
Monday, October 29, 2018 01:28:51 AM from Twitter for Android
Waze and Android Auto? Garbage UX and bugs
Samsung Smart TVs? Beautiful displays, garbage software
Google Play Movies sends me a note that the upgraded a movie to 4K for free. And it doesn't fucking play
Monday, October 29, 2018 01:31:02 AM from Twitter for Android
Everything is shit. No one tests anything. Blatantly obvious bugs preventing things from working. Fire everyone .
Monday, October 29, 2018 01:31:45 AM from Twitter for Android
Missed my entire fucking Halloween party because I recommended against something but my boss made us do it anyway at 7PM on Friday and then another asshole engineer broke the cluster and boom, 5 hours wasted.
Everyone can eat a dick
Monday, October 29, 2018 01:33:00 AM from Twitter for Android
Fucking Microsoft and it's Windows 10 updates 1) Deleting people's files 2) Intel pushing bad audio drivers through Windows updates
Why? They are more concerned with stupid fucking features like 3D paint.
Get the fuck out of here. Will you assholes release stable shit?
Monday, October 29, 2018 01:35:11 AM from Twitter for Android
We are so technologically advanced as a society, yet nothing fucking has good user experience and I'm motherfucking sick of it.
Monday, October 29, 2018 01:36:10 AM from Twitter for Android
Keep it up and I quit. I'm going to move to the backwoods and give up all modern technology. Just disappear off the radar and become a lumberjack in Alaska like fuckin Dexter (what a garbage ending btw)
Monday, October 29, 2018 01:37:47 AM from Twitter for Android
Slack is using 45% CPU
Monday, October 29, 2018 03:24:07 AM from Twitter for Android
My Surfacebook takes 10 minutes to boot, no exaggeration.
Yes, I checked startup programs. Yes, I ran sfc and dsim... Yes, I have plenty of disk space and it's an SSD. No fix in sight.
#fuckssake
Monday, October 29, 2018 03:27:36 AM from Twitter Web Client
Ken Rosenthal is a goddamn goofball
Saturday, October 27, 2018 03:34:56 AM from Twitter Web Client
Suck it Boston
Saturday, October 27, 2018 03:32:01 AM from Twitter Web Client
Jesus Fucking Christ, @Microsoft... I get a weird RDP error and clicking the help button opens a Bing search on how to use RDP, rather than providing useful info on the error? This is an insult to my intelligence. Do you think I'm a greenhorn? https://t.co/kv1Tye8XpE
Saturday, October 27, 2018 01:38:33 AM from Twitter Web Client
@nypost Jesus Christ with this clickbait headline you tabloid assed paper. Respect the man and put his name in the headline, y'all made it sound like Sterling kicked it!
Tuesday, October 23, 2018 11:32:06 PM from Twitter for Android
My dog and I just farted on each other
Tuesday, October 23, 2018 11:24:32 PM from Twitter for Android
Run em over, I say! Ain't got no time for delaying millions of people
https://t.co/bgGd5JcWON
Monday, October 22, 2018 10:26:44 AM from Twitter for Android
Will all you asshole Mac people stop checking in .DS_STORE bullshit files into git repositories and zip files? Use .gitignore kthx
Friday, October 19, 2018 01:25:16 PM from Twitter Web Client
@Ask_Spectrum There's literally nothing you can do. After multiple escalations, 70+MBPS is seen as acceptable service. I had a tech out and everything with the signal and modem are fine. I just have to accept the fact that you're capping out at 85MBPS probably to conserve bandwidth
Wednesday, October 17, 2018 10:13:02 AM from Twitter Web Client
Spectrum is SO full of shit with their 100MBPS default tier. After getting my signal checked and rewiring, the best they can deliver is 85MBPS and after many escalations, it's just accepted that it's the best they can do, even though a few weeks ago it was 115MBPS consistently
Wednesday, October 17, 2018 09:57:30 AM from Twitter Web Client
Apparently, anything 70-100 MBPS is considered normal. Meanwhile, they offer 300MBPS service, so what the actual fuck. This goes to show me @Ask_Spectrum is specifically limiting the speed to 85 MBPS to save bandwidth.
Wednesday, October 17, 2018 09:59:45 AM from Twitter Web Client