Philly is a trash city with trash people

Sunday, February 04, 2018 07:01:14 PM from Twitter for Android

Dumb motherfucker https://t.co/crI1Lz3ZK7

Monday, January 22, 2018 08:02:38 PM from Twitter for Android

Do you think Fat Joe and Ashanti ever banged?

Saturday, January 20, 2018 02:19:24 PM from Twitter for Android

I mean.. I know it's totally different, but Stevie Nicks once said that if she was doing a duet with a dude, she was doing that dude. So valid question.

In reply to @portfolioso's tweet

Saturday, January 20, 2018 02:23:28 PM from Twitter for Android

She also blew coke up her butthole. Not my style but not judging

In reply to @portfolioso's tweet

Saturday, January 20, 2018 02:24:13 PM from Twitter for Android

Fat Joe and Ashanti ftw. I'm back in the early 2000s like it's my job

#8thgradebostontrip

Saturday, January 20, 2018 01:59:13 PM from Twitter for Android

U got it bad just came on at this bottomless Brunch I'm at and OMG, what a prime jam. If you're not singing with it, you're a fool.

Saturday, January 20, 2018 01:05:32 PM from Twitter for Android

Wifey was getting real nervous the more powerslides I wanted to do in the snow

Saturday, January 13, 2018 10:07:35 PM from Twitter for Android

La Bouche is gonna be in Columbus and if you don't think I'll be at that show, you're out you're mind

Saturday, January 13, 2018 09:32:23 PM from Twitter for Android

I'm doing a 90s power hour and I've got one takeaway... We've gotta get Carson Daily to host a power hour

Saturday, January 13, 2018 09:28:31 PM from Twitter for Android

@AjitPaiFCC @MIC_JAPAN @kb2474 Hey shithead. Japan's internet is better than ours you shill ass bitch. You ruined it

In reply to @AjitPaiFCC's tweet

Friday, January 05, 2018 12:25:05 AM from Twitter for Android

Dumbass @AjitPaiFCC not going to CES because he's a goddamn pussy

Wednesday, January 03, 2018 07:31:46 PM from Twitter for Android

Dude fuck bourbon St. It's like fuckin times square. You gotta go to the dives. My boy Dave's here all the time

Tuesday, January 02, 2018 11:13:31 PM from Twitter for Android

"your eyes are like multiples" - wifey

Tuesday, January 02, 2018 10:57:07 PM from Twitter for Android