Slack is down. Now we don't have to do any work today
Wednesday, June 27, 2018 09:45:42 AM from Twitter Web Client
Hey @Google. Will you players stop putting this resting bitch face in my feed? I'm tired of seeing this miserable woman there 24/7. No one needs to see that nasty shit https://t.co/jHui5uWMdE
The United States is a garbage country
What in the actual fuck did @googlechrome do to their UI in Canary? it literally looks like we went back in time 5 years to Firefox's UI
Lol.. this dude played like 10 games total and spent the other 12 years on the DL https://t.co/tUItPiRwap
Just because the kid on the photo of Time wasn't separated doesn't mean hundreds of others weren't so if you point out that cover is a lie, it's symbolism, you inbred idiots.
Just finished Coco .....Annnnnnnd I'm bawling.
Saturday, June 23, 2018 11:23:02 PM from Twitter for Android
There isn't enough money in existence you could pay me to live anywhere near these shitholes and make me do that commute. I'd honestly rather live in Flint MI with the lead water https://t.co/KZF9yOf0iK
Saturday, June 23, 2018 09:23:26 PM from Twitter for Android
Flat Earthers: How do you explain airplanes very far in the distance that leave vapor trails traveling straight up or down?
This nice family is over here taking video of their kids in the pool and I'm over here with my degenerates drinking in the background of it
I'm not even shitting you... There was literally a guy in my clubhouse dropping a deuce spread eagle with the stall door wide open. #dafuq
Wednesday, June 13, 2018 08:21:23 PM from Twitter for Android
I guess i should clear up that this was a bathroom stall. Not just in the middle of the place
Wednesday, June 13, 2018 08:24:55 PM from Twitter for Android
RT @BarstoolJJ: #NeverForget #SubwaySeries https://t.co/YTtYFGfLQI
Saturday, June 09, 2018 12:24:22 AM from Twitter for Android
@artalexakis your show was tight. You want to chill with us at this middle of nowhere casino, right?
Everclear is playing a free show in Columbus. Art Alexakis fucks