Guava Nerds taste like vomit

Sunday, September 09, 2018 04:53:01 PM from Twitter for Android

Google Chrome is a piece of shit browser. It's fucking slow. It's a memory hog. Boy how it's gotten shitty in 10 years. it sucks at HighDPI support on windows. Both Firefox and Edge are faster.

@googlechrome FUCKING DO BETTER

Wednesday, September 05, 2018 01:28:19 PM from Twitter Web Client

@Fantasy_Mania Send me that sausage and pepp!

In reply to @Fantasy_Mania's tweet

Sunday, September 02, 2018 06:36:49 AM from Twitter for Android

The fact that Azure doesn't offer native CentOS 7 VMs is fucking baffling. It's 2018. I'm dealing with legacy 6.x shit.

Wednesday, August 29, 2018 10:59:03 AM from Twitter Web Client

Yo these Vorticon Elite can suck my absolute dick. This level is a pain in the balls. Not only do I have to navigate fire, there are three of these fuckers who jump and take 3 shots to kill. Plus Keen 1-3 controls are awful https://t.co/8rS5tIE72F

Monday, August 27, 2018 12:27:06 PM from Twitter Web Client

See, here's my issue with this opener for Live and Counting Crows... Why you players need a MacBook on stage to make music? They didn't have that shit in the 90s. Come onnnn

Sunday, August 26, 2018 06:51:49 PM from Twitter for Android

How 'bout those poor @ElementTVs workers in SC losing their jobs because of Trump's tariffs? Guess they better apply for some of those clean coal jobs!

https://t.co/mwxER4H9QL

Saturday, August 25, 2018 12:44:35 AM from Twitter for Android

Surely that wall will keep the bastards out tho!
https://t.co/6gnIv5Allt

Friday, August 24, 2018 12:37:09 AM from Twitter for Android

The inbred-ness of the West Virginia people at yesterday's Trump rally is off the charts ridiculous, laugh out loud funny. These people are an embarrassment to the USA. Kick the entire state out of the Union!

Wednesday, August 22, 2018 02:20:27 AM from Twitter for Android

I was watching the Trump West Virginia rally. It's entertainment. Reality TV at it's finest. You can't even make it up. Literally on the floor laughing at how absurd everything is

In reply to @portfolioso's tweet

Wednesday, August 22, 2018 02:32:54 AM from Twitter for Android

I think our President alluded that the WV Governor had a big dick based on how tall he was and called him "the largest, most beautiful man"

In reply to @portfolioso's tweet

Wednesday, August 22, 2018 03:01:04 AM from Twitter for Android

Trump: "Beautiful clean coal"

Yeah, for sure those three words all tie together nicely.

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Wednesday, August 22, 2018 03:03:34 AM from Twitter for Android

I can't go on anymore. Too exhausted

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Wednesday, August 22, 2018 03:19:47 AM from Twitter for Android

When I find the motherfucker who stole my gas tank cap, I'm going to be plugging their asshole shut with it

Tuesday, August 21, 2018 10:47:17 PM from Twitter for Android

New blog post: This 29 Year Old who Bought a Tesla with a Credit Card is a Certified DOUCHE https://t.co/v8LiMUvRK9

Tuesday, August 21, 2018 10:26:39 AM from Portfolioso.com Blog