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Saturday, June 24, 2017 01:45:56 AM from Twitter Web Client

Trying this again. Apparently, it's as simple as adding tweet_mode=extended to the statuses/show.json endpoint. test test la la la la la la https://t.co/sQp8NEJjan

Saturday, June 24, 2017 01:23:52 AM from Twitter Web Client

This is a test of a very long tweet (near 140 characters) and a photo. Testing my twitter app, which can't handle new features they added.. https://t.co/p1JhxS8t8w

Saturday, June 24, 2017 12:55:54 AM from Twitter Web Client

This judgy wudgy idiot probably likes the D himself. Be more Christian asshole and be nice to everyone. https://t.co/26YNzX125f

Saturday, June 24, 2017 12:38:01 AM from Twitter for Android

Torreyes is a very, very good boy.

Saturday, June 24, 2017 12:20:48 AM from Twitter for Android

The answer is the over on the strikeout. High chances you guys. https://t.co/RELi0sHSTt

Saturday, June 24, 2017 12:19:07 AM from Twitter for Android

What's the over/under Carter strikes out?

Saturday, June 24, 2017 12:17:01 AM from Twitter for Android

It tastes like a Sprite you left in your car overnight https://t.co/y5JEdqnh7J

Friday, June 23, 2017 10:09:25 PM from Twitter for Android

We've got differing opinions of Zima tonight here at the house

Friday, June 23, 2017 10:02:16 PM from Twitter for Android

How about @getspectrum making a big deal about updating my modem firmware... From a 2/2016 to 7/2016 build. It's still 11 months old, dudes https://t.co/Vsy2OHyREi

Friday, June 23, 2017 01:08:13 AM from Twitter Web Client

Tyler Clipoard sucks a cock

Wednesday, June 21, 2017 10:18:29 PM from Twitter for Android

"Let's lighten the mood. Do you know how fun it is to go through a dead person's stuff?" -Tommytwostrokes

Wednesday, June 21, 2017 08:02:04 PM from Twitter for Android

Slack really needs to stop being an asshole and randomly ending up 5 miles off my screen with no way for me to get it back.

Wednesday, June 21, 2017 10:12:51 AM from Twitter Web Client

It's 2017. Fuck yourself if your inept WebEx conference requires me to dial in by phone and not use computer audio

Tuesday, June 20, 2017 10:13:23 AM from Twitter Web Client