9:30 am and I'm about to break the seal
Wednesday, June 07, 2017 09:27:30 AM from Twitter for Android
I'm at Soy Sushi Bar w/ @maljnew https://t.co/9e3LkQAqkn https://t.co/ywbBDQVqkV
I feel gross af right now. Someone pump my stomach https://t.co/wDh1szLFW4
I need a butler to food-block me. Just because I can order anything anytime doesn't mean my fat ass should eat a burger at 3am.
The videos I just found on my phone are the most absurd things of all time.
@jstanz37 Idk I smelled them at the bar and everyone looked at me like I was a weird
"Silly white people" -Every Sandals Piano Bar employee
Turnt is an understatement rn
Mal's wearing scented Melissa sandals and I just realized that smelling them in public at the bar looks reallllll weird
Saturday, June 03, 2017 08:35:25 PM from Twitter for Android
Hey @Moto, the fuck is raking you so long to update the 2015 pure edition to Nougat. This joke brand beat you https://t.co/meMw44I3SH
Saturday, June 03, 2017 03:12:02 PM from Twitter for Android
Oh yeah I also owe this guy money. Cheers to a safe return trip with both my kidneys!
At the same time, going to a local rastafari party seems like the tits
Seems legit? If you don't here from me and wife ever again, you're looking for a Nigel in Soufriere https://t.co/pkBAy1lNfd
Went off the resort for a killer tour of St. Lucia and a dude named King Nigel is picking us up later to take us to a local street party