Yo cloudflare. This is horseshit ux. You don't freeze in a screen like this https://t.co/rb4LJFQqsX

Wednesday, April 26, 2017 09:00:26 PM from Twitter for Android

I'm like the Billy Walsh of technology, the way I pop off at idiots.

Monday, April 24, 2017 03:09:23 PM from Twitter for Android

Someone teach these cunts git 101 before wasting half my day on shit some 10th grade intro to programming student should know

Monday, April 24, 2017 02:20:53 PM from Twitter Web Client

I just took a leak for daayyysss

Sunday, April 23, 2017 09:57:59 PM from Twitter for Android

Words cannot even describe how backwards this airport is.

Saturday, April 22, 2017 05:39:37 AM from Twitter for Android

This airport is a goddamn shithole. My ticket says D2 but the gate is really C1 and you have to take a shuttle bus there?

Saturday, April 22, 2017 05:23:38 AM from Twitter for Android

I told an @AmericanAir pilot at departures that LaGuardia was a fuckin shithole for canceling my flight and he almost called security on me. https://t.co/X41uzc6FZ9

Saturday, April 22, 2017 04:11:41 AM from Twitter for Android

At this point I shouldn't even go to bed

Saturday, April 22, 2017 04:08:14 AM from Twitter for Android

I'm not drunk enough to get a flight out of this shithole in 45 mins. https://t.co/1hbVD1fXND

Saturday, April 22, 2017 04:05:39 AM from Twitter for Android

Problem is, they were $2.50 each https://t.co/c7Ai08hjlx

Saturday, April 22, 2017 04:04:21 AM from Twitter for Android

"Waterfront hub with regional flights" is way to fancy of a description for this fuckin abomination @googlemaps https://t.co/mpLrq0t2C9

Saturday, April 22, 2017 03:57:25 AM from Twitter for Android

It is 3:30 am and Freddy and I are gonna eat the shit out of all these tacos we got from the taco truck. Like $30 of tacos

Saturday, April 22, 2017 03:27:14 AM from Twitter for Android

Hey @MalJNew bring me big momma's burritos?

Saturday, April 22, 2017 02:35:29 AM from Twitter for Android

Iigjt that was stupid. I'm done.

Saturday, April 22, 2017 02:31:55 AM from Twitter for Android

Nested level 4 https://t.co/R345D83GUH

Saturday, April 22, 2017 02:31:19 AM from Twitter for Android