Portfolioso's Twitter Bullshit

It's not Sean Paul... It's Sean a Paul

I sincerely hope this nerdy assed guy Travis homewrecks the new product girl.

Is it bad if you broke the seal before the company quarterly meeting is over?

Hangouts is a dumpster fire https://t.co/JUWDDpFE55

I have a countdown on our ops display until a contract is up with a client, telling them to F off. Our whole exec team just saw it & lol'd

My work laptop was completely fine, then I come into the office and they apply BULLSHIT GPOs which crippled half of my shit. #cunts

I've got 20 more minutes of Annmarie and idk if I'll it.

This came on my shuffle and I enjoyed it. Judge me. #idgaf #90s https://t.co/nKf2AwW3sn

Yo @MetroNorth how about you cuncel Melrose and Tremont. Useless stations. Tell peeps to take the subway there instead.

Fuck this guy I was nice too and let use the train bathroom before me who's been in there for like 10 mins shitting already

Let's hear it for Newww York. Concrete jungle where there's fuckin garbage all ooooverrrr. There's nothing you can't dooo https://t.co/tIZ014wglw

Great. I'm in lower Manhattan and I have to go back to fuckin Westchester just to come back to lower manhattan in like 9 hours

Is this what it's like in a Turkish prison?

I'm at a Russian bath house and it's absolutely bananas in here. I might as well be in Moscow

I'm too old for this shit