Not to brag, but to brag. Cause my life is dope and I do dope shit https://t.co/qIatNnn4Hl

Saturday, January 28, 2017 09:56:28 PM from Twitter for Android

My fiancée knows the chef at the dopest restaurant in Pittsburgh. Has a 2 wk wait and we got in w/ like a day's notice.

Saturday, January 28, 2017 09:55:30 PM from Twitter for Android

Cause my life is dope and I do dope shit

Saturday, January 28, 2017 09:49:05 PM from Twitter for Android

My wedding photographer is chillin with us tonight. She's a hotter, less hood version of our HR office girl

Saturday, January 28, 2017 09:47:44 PM from Twitter for Android

The Jesus looking hippie led zep bartender made a better Long Island than the clean cut gentleman

Saturday, January 28, 2017 09:09:34 PM from Twitter for Android

Apologies to my Twitter followers for angry NYC tweets or no tweets (when I'm happy) we need more silly shit

Saturday, January 28, 2017 09:00:37 PM from Twitter for Android

This country's literally fucked by morons so I'm getting hammered and tweeting stupid shit for levity

Saturday, January 28, 2017 08:52:59 PM from Twitter for Android

There's legit a guy in Ghostbusters gear at this bar

Saturday, January 28, 2017 08:51:21 PM from Twitter for Android

Mal doesn't hang out with any ugly bitches. Like Meg

Saturday, January 28, 2017 08:41:51 PM from Twitter for Android

Everyone's getting preggo tonight

Saturday, January 28, 2017 08:34:35 PM from Twitter for Android

Long island iced teas. Cya tomorrow

Saturday, January 28, 2017 08:12:25 PM from Twitter for Android

Two white limos:

https://t.co/R6ocAaAJZZ

Saturday, January 28, 2017 07:34:35 PM from Twitter for Android

I'm legit at a divorce party rn and this is hillarios

Saturday, January 28, 2017 07:24:44 PM from Twitter for Android

Sign it: https://t.co/THNDqvfNTg

Saturday, January 28, 2017 07:17:46 PM from Twitter for Android

I broke the seal before the limo so this is a prob, obvs

Saturday, January 28, 2017 07:11:02 PM from Twitter for Android