Everything is unacceptable. Product people are assholes because if they actually used their own product, they'd notice their shitty UX

Monday, April 17, 2017 02:00:43 AM from Twitter for Android

Shits been out since December 2015 and I still can't see all the iOS emoji. https://t.co/LBKTon3Jgs

Monday, April 17, 2017 01:48:43 AM from Twitter for Android

Fucking Motorola doesn't even have the decency to push 6.0.1 so I don't even get Unicode 8 emoji. I see boxes with X's in them

Monday, April 17, 2017 01:46:42 AM from Twitter for Android

Getting the pixel 2 next https://t.co/R3Fk268ea6

Monday, April 17, 2017 01:45:34 AM from Twitter for Android

And fuck you Motorola for not pushing Nougat yet. Keep me on this antique assed os.

Monday, April 17, 2017 01:45:09 AM from Twitter for Android

https://t.co/DgoKxUEZe6 didn't work at all. Android 6.0. https://t.co/5Ns7Tp11ru

Monday, April 17, 2017 01:44:20 AM from Twitter for Android

What the shit is this @Fitbit... Android app update and firmware update, now notifications are broken and the app refuses to force stop

Monday, April 17, 2017 01:43:12 AM from Twitter for Android

Things Annmarie shouldn't be worried about at 1:30 am a month before the wedding: why our wedding thank yous don't have a pic of us on them.

Monday, April 17, 2017 01:31:45 AM from Twitter for Android

Flight attendant counted us like 9 times. Straight up doing calculus to check we're all here.

Saturday, April 15, 2017 09:29:49 PM from Twitter for Android

Yo @gitlab, I can't see your changelog because the repository isn't displaying this readme: https://t.co/28WAFnF43O yet @gitlabstatus = good

Thursday, April 13, 2017 04:57:32 PM from Twitter Web Client

Just throwing this out there, but the Cisco Anyconnect VPN is a piece of shit.

Thursday, April 13, 2017 09:51:00 AM from Twitter Web Client

Cold hearted orb that rules the night

Tuesday, April 11, 2017 12:45:29 AM from Twitter for Android

Jesus Christ. Just casually pounding beers on a Monday night and typo-ing the word "list" https://t.co/r3EV2gtE0G

Monday, April 10, 2017 10:34:22 PM from Twitter for Android

Gonna be at the stadium next Tuesday pounding sausage and pep. Who's meeting me there?

Monday, April 10, 2017 09:39:33 PM from Twitter for Android

.@__JLu abusers lisy. Play hooky from work and grab shitty $5 MasterCard seats and say nah to hot dogs with me and Mal

In reply to @portfolioso's tweet

Monday, April 10, 2017 10:12:04 PM from Twitter for Android