The EPA people should bathe in it then https://t.co/rRLXbe4X0p

Thursday, March 30, 2017 08:13:52 PM from Twitter Web Client

Amazing how ignorant these people are saying this shit is safe. Enjoy your cancer https://t.co/yfApxyLRDB

Thursday, March 30, 2017 08:13:30 PM from Twitter Web Client

This tachy shit's gotta stop. Can't have my heart rate at 117 just from standing up

Thursday, March 30, 2017 01:14:09 PM from Twitter Web Client

Nowwwww the hangover's kicking in

Thursday, March 30, 2017 12:32:46 PM from Twitter Web Client

my heart rate is through the roof according to my fitbit. need the cardiac icu and IV fluids

Thursday, March 30, 2017 12:19:53 PM from Twitter Web Client

In my infinite wisdom, just told the IT guy "the good will be good, the bad will be bad" and "water is wet"

Thursday, March 30, 2017 10:41:08 AM from Twitter Web Client

I blew a .19 at 9AM

Thursday, March 30, 2017 10:20:05 AM from Twitter Web Client

My boss just asked me how many fingers he was holding up. smh

Thursday, March 30, 2017 10:08:28 AM from Twitter Web Client

Legit just tried to pay for something with a MetroCard. Cuncel

Thursday, March 30, 2017 09:53:11 AM from Twitter for Android

Music at BK's poppin

Thursday, March 30, 2017 09:52:19 AM from Twitter for Android

I've gotta stop coming to NY. Flat out savagery

Thursday, March 30, 2017 09:35:52 AM from Twitter for Android

I should get fired from life

Thursday, March 30, 2017 09:32:59 AM from Twitter for Android

why are my socks wet?

Thursday, March 30, 2017 08:13:46 AM from Twitter Web Client

Always a bad sign waking up on Vinny's couch not knowing what the actual fuck happened

Thursday, March 30, 2017 08:08:25 AM from Twitter Web Client

it's 8am and i'm hammered drunk right now wtf

Thursday, March 30, 2017 08:05:07 AM from Twitter Web Client