Portfolioso's Twitter Bullshit

Parents' '70s stove has a pilot light. What a goddamn piece of shit. Constantly burning gas is a waste of energy.

Look at all these shit ingredients. This is why everyone gets cancer https://t.co/fgWuqSQ6ne

Gotta go to a dinner theater show tomorrow with the fam at like 11am after drinking my ass off so pls donate drugs kthx

The bottom of the bottom shelf dranks all night so pls kill me tomorrow

@KFCBarstool fuck you Clancy. iPhones are for saps

See. This is why I'm marrying @MalJNew. It's because she's twerking the most to Ja Rule

F- bartending

He saw that when he was of anger
Or knew hurt
Or felt fear,
It was because he was not understanding.

I'm efficient as fuck at work. Fuck off 90% of the time, yet still accomplish mad DevOps eliteness. More that other dumbs

Dat Thickfreakness... Lotsa plays. Love me some thick freaksssssss https://t.co/1diyEClbEb

Guess I'll be a man of my word and go home in protest of our idiotic architecture decisions https://t.co/bqf7QH3XnG

What kind of moronic @NYCTSubway assholes decided to close an escalator at the GCT 4/5 during rush hour? Total clusterfuck #thefuckingsubway

I'd do ridiculous things to go back in time and be here: https://t.co/zESp8BZRvJ