Fucking hate Samsung... Why can't they just implement Google Assistant? Ruining the stock Android experience
https://t.co/d3v9wdjJ5x
My advice to a bitch ass client this fine AM https://t.co/tNTrI9Hlq6
There's starving people in Africa and my drunk ass just dumped 1/2 lb of pasta down the fuckin drain.
Saturday, March 18, 2017 03:25:07 AM from Twitter for Android
I just dumped a half fuckin pound if pasta down my garbage disposal. Bitch ass trick. Now I have to cook it all over again
Saturday, March 18, 2017 03:22:42 AM from Twitter for Android
My password. Hack me. https://t.co/2ufJ2SHdJp
Saturday, March 18, 2017 02:22:03 AM from Twitter for Android
Only been out like a couple hours you guys and I miss my dog. In a cray. https://t.co/3WDkWnYzqF
Saturday, March 18, 2017 01:39:43 AM from Twitter for Android
I miss Luna
Saturday, March 18, 2017 01:38:38 AM from Twitter for Android
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Saturday, March 18, 2017 01:36:30 AM from Twitter for Android
Almost yacked all over Skully's
That was one of the better recoveries I pulled
Just "pulled the recovery" aka not yacked during the last round of car bombs
We need to got back to the days where Will Smith is rapping about CD Roms again
Luna's spread eagle and there's absolutely absurd dialogue on Netflix in the background https://t.co/aqLCIGDYxg
My Netflix is trippin balls rn https://t.co/qp5eVdEQmm
I find it absolute bullshit that wherever I go, snowstorms avoid me.