That's why I couldn't get in. There's a fuckin sword guarding the door https://t.co/Unggk0BzgG
Saturday, January 28, 2017 10:22:04 PM from Twitter for Android
What kinda stupid place has a push door men's room with a lock. I gotta piss. GTFO bitty
Saturday, January 28, 2017 10:20:19 PM from Twitter for Android
I ordered a lamb neck. Dafuq is a lamb neck? I'm not fancy enough for lamb neck
Saturday, January 28, 2017 10:13:57 PM from Twitter for Android
I'm wayyyy to drunk to be at this bougie of a place
Saturday, January 28, 2017 10:11:22 PM from Twitter for Android
Drunk tweets are best tweets
Saturday, January 28, 2017 10:01:40 PM from Twitter for Android
Not to brag, but to brag. Cause my life is dope and I do dope shit https://t.co/qIatNnn4Hl
Saturday, January 28, 2017 09:56:28 PM from Twitter for Android
My fiancée knows the chef at the dopest restaurant in Pittsburgh. Has a 2 wk wait and we got in w/ like a day's notice.
Saturday, January 28, 2017 09:55:30 PM from Twitter for Android
Cause my life is dope and I do dope shit
Saturday, January 28, 2017 09:49:05 PM from Twitter for Android
My wedding photographer is chillin with us tonight. She's a hotter, less hood version of our HR office girl
Saturday, January 28, 2017 09:47:44 PM from Twitter for Android
The Jesus looking hippie led zep bartender made a better Long Island than the clean cut gentleman
Saturday, January 28, 2017 09:09:34 PM from Twitter for Android
Apologies to my Twitter followers for angry NYC tweets or no tweets (when I'm happy) we need more silly shit
Saturday, January 28, 2017 09:00:37 PM from Twitter for Android
This country's literally fucked by morons so I'm getting hammered and tweeting stupid shit for levity
Saturday, January 28, 2017 08:52:59 PM from Twitter for Android
There's legit a guy in Ghostbusters gear at this bar
Saturday, January 28, 2017 08:51:21 PM from Twitter for Android
Mal doesn't hang out with any ugly bitches. Like Meg
Saturday, January 28, 2017 08:41:51 PM from Twitter for Android