I see Mike Pence has a good track record with technology so far 😧
Indiana can't interwebz very well, you guys https://t.co/4Ishg8WUzi

Wednesday, November 16, 2016 03:26:25 PM from Twitter Web Client

Does their Chromecast support not suck a cock after this update? Doubtful 😒

https://t.co/QWnkV28wgL #android #feedly

Monday, November 14, 2016 10:42:21 PM from Twitter for Android

I wonder what this tastes like https://t.co/by6uGRsm99

Thursday, November 10, 2016 02:14:37 PM from Twitter Web Client

This is my puppy right now. My puppy is literally a Chain Chomp https://t.co/1ijHoPXjr4

Wednesday, November 09, 2016 01:43:27 PM from Twitter Web Client

Cuncel

Wednesday, November 09, 2016 12:40:29 AM from Twitter for Android

And then /leave

Wednesday, November 09, 2016 12:14:30 AM from Twitter Web Client

Is it rude to say "Everything you urgently needed me to fix at 6 was fake and it's all good. Good day." at 12am in my work slack after margs

Wednesday, November 09, 2016 12:13:57 AM from Twitter Web Client

Fuckin idiots. Cried wolf when I was trying to leave and I checked and everything's fine...

Wednesday, November 09, 2016 12:11:02 AM from Twitter Web Client

CIVIL WAR. We should just split America into redneck idiots and civilized people.

Wednesday, November 09, 2016 12:01:03 AM from Twitter Web Client

Which idiot is winning the election match?

Hopefully the less batshit crazy one.

Tuesday, November 08, 2016 11:40:36 PM from Twitter Web Client

This is how I answer tickets now... https://t.co/4B9K1LG3xh

Tuesday, November 08, 2016 11:39:22 PM from Twitter Web Client

Started binge watching House. My conclusion? I'm the IT version of Dr. House and my team's a bunch of IDIOTS.

Tuesday, November 08, 2016 11:09:11 PM from Twitter Web Client

OMG THE ELECTUION. MY CANDIDATE ISN'T WINNING. EVERYONE SELL YOUR STOCKS AND CRASH THE MARKET. fuckin morons

Tuesday, November 08, 2016 10:52:49 PM from Twitter for Android

It's 2016. If you still use a SOAP API, you're an asshole. Fuckin shit is so clunky and repetitive it's not even funny

Tuesday, November 08, 2016 04:50:19 PM from Twitter Web Client

I literally just drove 20 minutes for nothing because I'm an idiot. So mad rn

Monday, November 07, 2016 04:44:46 PM from Twitter for Android