Office building needs to lower the fucking heat. It's a waste of energy and it's like 95 in here.

Tuesday, January 24, 2017 09:42:06 AM from Twitter Web Client

Hey @verizonfios It's 2017. Y U NO have IPv6 yet? There's an option for it in the router, but it doesn't work. Even shitty Spectrum has it.

Tuesday, January 24, 2017 12:16:35 AM from Twitter Web Client

When you have to wake up at 2AM to uncomment a line in a config file

Monday, January 23, 2017 05:37:59 PM from Twitter Web Client

Russian hackers https://t.co/KZAJoSUWnV

Monday, January 23, 2017 04:33:53 PM from Twitter Web Client

Makes 0 sense why my Bluetooth headset has mad interference when I'm disconnected from WiFi, but works perfectly when I'm connected...

Monday, January 23, 2017 04:33:46 PM from Twitter Web Client

Or it's probably the fact that I'm just crazy and intimidating AF

Monday, January 23, 2017 12:43:47 PM from Twitter Web Client

Psych 101: It's easier for me to say no via chat than in person. It's common sense. Of course I'm a nice guy so this is a non issue anyway https://t.co/YI0k4EoNll

Monday, January 23, 2017 12:43:16 PM from Twitter Web Client

I'm in the office. Dude walks past my desk but doesn't stop by to chat. Then slacks me to trade conference rooms. What a pussy assed bitch

Monday, January 23, 2017 12:36:55 PM from Twitter Web Client

This dude is spot on: https://t.co/KNL85KD2U5

#thefuckingsubway

Sunday, January 22, 2017 11:27:15 PM from Twitter Web Client

*their, ya morons @nypost https://t.co/cCEFzojDjt

Sunday, January 22, 2017 06:14:05 PM from Twitter for Android

Things I just learned about Mad Season:

1) Layne did the album art
2) Mad Season is a British term for when magic mushrooms are in bloom

Sunday, January 22, 2017 01:52:35 AM from Twitter Web Client

Cuncel America

Saturday, January 21, 2017 04:21:15 PM from Twitter Web Client

My mom just sprayed my feet with Lysol because I walked barefoot in the house. Absolute absurdity... I gotta space my visits out more.

Saturday, January 21, 2017 02:03:10 AM from Twitter for Android

Ivanka just came out at this presidential dance thingy on TV and my mom's lezzbehonest for her

Friday, January 20, 2017 09:43:46 PM from Twitter for Android