Observation 1: Ubers aren't smelly in Columbus.
Thursday, January 12, 2017 07:05:39 PM from Twitter for Android
Going out in downtown Columbus tonight. Am on call. DB has been jacked all day. Shall be interesting
Thursday, January 12, 2017 06:49:26 PM from Twitter for Android
Fiancée just pulled out a pack of sour patch kinds from her purse to share, which is another reason we're getting married.
Sunday, January 08, 2017 07:51:01 PM from Twitter for Android
"I almost watched Air Force One to feel better about myself" -buddah
Thursday, January 05, 2017 08:23:49 PM from Twitter for Android
This crazy Japanese dude just spent $632,000 on a tuna fish. Comes out to $1356/lb to break even. Flat out nuts https://t.co/tU4f9zl4uB
Thursday, January 05, 2017 02:47:06 PM from Twitter Web Client
'Merica is dummmmmmmmmmmm https://t.co/CqT5yfC6MW
Wednesday, January 04, 2017 10:48:54 AM from Twitter Web Client
Maybe that made no sense but it like totally did https://t.co/GHEbau9qWI
Sunday, January 01, 2017 12:40:46 AM from Twitter for Android
So if I yacked twice, and like 98% yacked in the Uber but didn't and still am 0/2017, I'm still winning right?
Sunday, January 01, 2017 12:40:00 AM from Twitter for Android
Oh fuck the cops
Saturday, December 31, 2016 11:15:09 PM from Twitter for Android
"Cause my life is dope and I do dope shit"
Saturday, December 31, 2016 11:05:40 PM from Twitter for Android
Santino's making some devil drink right now
Saturday, December 31, 2016 10:55:59 PM from Twitter for Android
"No.. noo. The weed will get my baby pregnant"
Saturday, December 31, 2016 10:45:19 PM from Twitter for Android
Couple hours before midnight and I'm like wastey. Dafuq did that happen?
Saturday, December 31, 2016 09:48:33 PM from Twitter for Android
RT @sadoperator: i'm not prepared for another year of this shit
Friday, December 30, 2016 11:13:10 PM from Twitter for Android
@__JLu they know
Friday, December 30, 2016 11:10:49 PM from Twitter for Android