Portfolioso's Twitter Bullshit

Sorry for the spam peeps but I want to win a pixel. https://t.co/mVSMLlD7LS via @androidguys

My job is basically me attempting to use broken Azure Powershell bullshit and yelling at Microsoft about it on their forums.

Stop installing this shit on my laptop via policy to eat my CPU cycles https://t.co/CVOAoa2iZG

Yeah. Can't operate heavy machinery right now

No idea how my boy doesn't have like 175 yrs in prison tbh https://t.co/44YQ55gz6O

Who's the dick who put on Nickelback on the jukebox at the bar?

Can't get my Nest Working with the Amazon Echo. Amazon's integrations are all convoluted.

Alexa, order me a Google Home!

Great, the 4/5 is all jacked up #thefuckingsubway

Sitting in a 4 seater on the train with the real housewives of Scarsdale.

Got woken up for oncall. Had to call a DBA in Russia to fix it. She didn't do anything and it magically started working. PLACE FUCKS WITH ME

One day I won't be the Cleveland Browns of bowling https://t.co/HEtq9StX3H

The @MTA is a piece of shit. Since when do @MetroNorth tickets expire in 2 months? They used to be good for a year. And that $10 refund fee

Flight's delayed 2 hrs 45 minutes because of air traffic in New York. What a third world city

Dispatch came on and I realized.im white AF

Friendsgiving wasted right now