I've got this fuckin config file that inexplicably keeps getting overwritten with some mystery version. WUT DEE FUCK MON

Wednesday, August 17, 2016 06:52:13 PM from Twitter Web Client

Whoever is eating the M&Ms toppers from the YoCrunch yogurts in our work fridge is an asshole. Savage move. Go buy your own fuckin M&Ms

Wednesday, August 17, 2016 01:50:29 PM from Twitter Web Client

@kerbear88 #thefuckingsubway

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Wednesday, August 17, 2016 08:48:39 AM from Twitter for Android

Trains been at the station for 5 mins with the doors open letting the heat in. #thefuckingsubway

Wednesday, August 17, 2016 08:42:53 AM from Twitter for Android

This guy's fuckin goat/cow worshiping music needs to stop coming out of his headphones while I sit next to him

Tuesday, August 16, 2016 04:27:17 PM from Twitter Web Client

'Merica https://t.co/LpQgaL4t1r

Tuesday, August 16, 2016 12:26:01 PM from Twitter Web Client

Right. Let's try this again Tuesday.

Monday, August 15, 2016 10:27:17 PM from Twitter for Android

Smells like mildewed, crusty, sweaty homeless asshole on this train

Monday, August 15, 2016 07:14:33 PM from Twitter for Android

R train sucks a cock. 20 mins for it to show up in the morning. 20 minutes for it to show up going home. #thefuckingsubway

Monday, August 15, 2016 07:00:56 PM from Twitter for Android

I'm going to punch everyone in the face right now

Monday, August 15, 2016 05:58:24 PM from Twitter for Android

My desk has empty solo cups on it and is sticky. Wanted to grab a coffee. There's no milk in the fridge but there's Colt 45. Happy Monday

Monday, August 15, 2016 09:51:31 AM from Twitter Web Client

Dafuq are all the manh bound R trains in Queens? @NYCTSubway waiting 20 mins for an R

Monday, August 15, 2016 08:57:55 AM from Twitter for Android

#thefuckingsubway is awful this morning.

Monday, August 15, 2016 08:52:29 AM from Twitter for Android

Is it winter yet?

Saturday, August 13, 2016 02:21:05 PM from Twitter for Android

They allowed us to expense $75 of booze and McDonald's. Is this real life?

Friday, August 12, 2016 06:46:49 PM from Twitter Web Client