I've got this fuckin config file that inexplicably keeps getting overwritten with some mystery version. WUT DEE FUCK MON
Wednesday, August 17, 2016 06:52:13 PM from Twitter Web Client
Whoever is eating the M&Ms toppers from the YoCrunch yogurts in our work fridge is an asshole. Savage move. Go buy your own fuckin M&Ms
Wednesday, August 17, 2016 01:50:29 PM from Twitter Web Client
Wednesday, August 17, 2016 08:48:39 AM from Twitter for Android
Trains been at the station for 5 mins with the doors open letting the heat in. #thefuckingsubway
Wednesday, August 17, 2016 08:42:53 AM from Twitter for Android
This guy's fuckin goat/cow worshiping music needs to stop coming out of his headphones while I sit next to him
Tuesday, August 16, 2016 04:27:17 PM from Twitter Web Client
Right. Let's try this again Tuesday.
Monday, August 15, 2016 10:27:17 PM from Twitter for Android
Smells like mildewed, crusty, sweaty homeless asshole on this train
Monday, August 15, 2016 07:14:33 PM from Twitter for Android
R train sucks a cock. 20 mins for it to show up in the morning. 20 minutes for it to show up going home. #thefuckingsubway
Monday, August 15, 2016 07:00:56 PM from Twitter for Android
I'm going to punch everyone in the face right now
Monday, August 15, 2016 05:58:24 PM from Twitter for Android
My desk has empty solo cups on it and is sticky. Wanted to grab a coffee. There's no milk in the fridge but there's Colt 45. Happy Monday
Dafuq are all the manh bound R trains in Queens? @NYCTSubway waiting 20 mins for an R
Monday, August 15, 2016 08:57:55 AM from Twitter for Android
#thefuckingsubway is awful this morning.
Monday, August 15, 2016 08:52:29 AM from Twitter for Android
Is it winter yet?
Saturday, August 13, 2016 02:21:05 PM from Twitter for Android
They allowed us to expense $75 of booze and McDonald's. Is this real life?