@MalJNew at least it's not Detroit

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Monday, June 20, 2016 08:47:50 PM from Twitter for Android

Happy summer solstice full moon day!

Monday, June 20, 2016 08:44:16 PM from Twitter for Android

For real. Why can I not stay signed in but have the notifications stopped if I'm logged in on desktop. #GoogleFail

Monday, June 20, 2016 12:09:04 PM from Twitter Web Client

I FUCKING HATE how Google Hangouts pushes messages w/ sound and vibration to my phone when I have it open in the fuckin desktop client.

Monday, June 20, 2016 12:08:09 PM from Twitter Web Client

There's a '96 Ford Explorer on my block with The Club on the steering wheel. Bro. No one is gonna jack your '96 Explorer...

Monday, June 20, 2016 08:17:58 AM from Twitter for Android

*quickly ( I ran out of 140 characters)

Monday, June 20, 2016 01:29:00 AM from Twitter for Android

See, this is why I recommend never watching porn on Android. The volume controls are so fucked you can never figure out how to mute it quick

Monday, June 20, 2016 01:08:25 AM from Twitter for Android

PS - Totally didn't just wake the GF up by accidentally blasting the Hastily Made Cleveland Tourism Video at full volume #androidfail

Monday, June 20, 2016 01:07:13 AM from Twitter for Android

Really happy Cleveland's got more than this going for them now: https://t.co/slSg2u3hmO

Monday, June 20, 2016 01:04:20 AM from Twitter for Android

Pure savagery in Cleveland right now. https://t.co/BTx9svfcuX

Monday, June 20, 2016 12:59:50 AM from Twitter for Android

Yes. Hangouts is a piece of shit. "Weekend poll: do you think Google Allo should replace Hangouts?" https://t.co/o5qksASh7s

Sunday, June 19, 2016 07:09:54 PM from Twitter for Android

Our codebase has a nullable bool for "PrefersFemale"

Thursday, June 16, 2016 10:36:55 AM from Twitter Web Client

Tried to close my tab last night and didn't have one open

Thursday, June 16, 2016 09:00:35 AM from Twitter for Android

@KFCBarstool they stopped selling sausage and peppers in the 8th. Pure savagery

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Thursday, June 16, 2016 12:44:28 AM from Twitter for Android

Really could have used a sausage and peppers tonight, you guys

Thursday, June 16, 2016 12:36:56 AM from Twitter for Android