@keegs141 walking there so fast you're skipping words

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Wednesday, June 15, 2016 07:50:10 PM from Twitter for Android

#thefuckingsubway

Wednesday, June 15, 2016 06:29:56 PM from Twitter for Android

IT guy was being a douchenozzle so I boosted his keyboard. https://t.co/v8jSYueedG

Tuesday, June 14, 2016 04:07:23 PM from Twitter for Android

Yo @Microsoft go fuck yourself with Error: 0x800f081f that's impossible to fix without a clean format. Rather than buying LinkedIn, fix it

Monday, June 13, 2016 09:48:21 PM from Twitter Web Client

@MalJNew ⚡⚡⚡⚡⚡⚡⚡⚡⚡⚡⚡⚡⚡⚡⚡⚡⚡⚡⚡⚡⚡⚡ hhhhhhhhh

Sunday, June 12, 2016 01:16:38 AM from Twitter for Android

Drunk and hungry AF for steak

Saturday, June 11, 2016 08:13:15 PM from Twitter for Android

See?! Jeebus larvs me. He said so himself. And he only loves some. https://t.co/9KLZs0YUIc

Saturday, June 11, 2016 08:12:00 PM from Twitter for Android

@JesusLovesSome I love you Jesus

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Saturday, June 11, 2016 07:50:15 PM from Twitter for Android

RT @JesusLovesSome: @portfolioso Pretty old, I'd say. Older than I ever lived.

Saturday, June 11, 2016 07:28:05 PM from Twitter for Android

#Wildwood2016: cougar grannies #lol

Saturday, June 11, 2016 07:07:59 PM from Twitter for Android

Jesus Christ. How old am I getting that I'm hanging out with three cougar grannies and I'm actually having a good time.

Saturday, June 11, 2016 07:06:44 PM from Twitter for Android

Mal and I are obsessed with these cougar grannies at the pool #jussayin

Saturday, June 11, 2016 06:17:26 PM from Twitter for Android

I mean.... we'd much rather bang Emma Stone, but these cougars https://t.co/V7uTnJaBun to chill with

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Saturday, June 11, 2016 06:56:17 PM from Twitter for Android

I've got no business wearing sunglasses anymore but fuck it

Friday, June 10, 2016 08:38:56 PM from Twitter for Android

When I tweeted my last tweet, I was originally worried about what the fan/ @JkBarr55 would think, but he's a G so I knew it was fine.

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Friday, June 10, 2016 08:09:27 PM from Twitter for Android