@keegs141 walking there so fast you're skipping words
Wednesday, June 15, 2016 07:50:10 PM from Twitter for Android
IT guy was being a douchenozzle so I boosted his keyboard. https://t.co/v8jSYueedG
Yo @Microsoft go fuck yourself with Error: 0x800f081f that's impossible to fix without a clean format. Rather than buying LinkedIn, fix it
@MalJNew ⚡⚡⚡⚡⚡⚡⚡⚡⚡⚡⚡⚡⚡⚡⚡⚡⚡⚡⚡⚡⚡⚡ hhhhhhhhh
Drunk and hungry AF for steak
Saturday, June 11, 2016 08:13:15 PM from Twitter for Android
See?! Jeebus larvs me. He said so himself. And he only loves some. https://t.co/9KLZs0YUIc
Saturday, June 11, 2016 08:12:00 PM from Twitter for Android
@JesusLovesSome I love you Jesus
Saturday, June 11, 2016 07:50:15 PM from Twitter for Android
RT @JesusLovesSome: @portfolioso Pretty old, I'd say. Older than I ever lived.
Saturday, June 11, 2016 07:28:05 PM from Twitter for Android
#Wildwood2016: cougar grannies #lol
Saturday, June 11, 2016 07:07:59 PM from Twitter for Android
Jesus Christ. How old am I getting that I'm hanging out with three cougar grannies and I'm actually having a good time.
Saturday, June 11, 2016 07:06:44 PM from Twitter for Android
Mal and I are obsessed with these cougar grannies at the pool #jussayin
Saturday, June 11, 2016 06:17:26 PM from Twitter for Android
I mean.... we'd much rather bang Emma Stone, but these cougars https://t.co/V7uTnJaBun to chill with
Saturday, June 11, 2016 06:56:17 PM from Twitter for Android
I've got no business wearing sunglasses anymore but fuck it
When I tweeted my last tweet, I was originally worried about what the fan/ @JkBarr55 would think, but he's a G so I knew it was fine.