See here's the thing. 100% of airport workers in the Bahamas are the happiest people alive. 100% of airport workers in JFK or LGA are cunts
Saturday, July 02, 2016 03:01:44 PM from Twitter for Android
Quiznos and drink. We getting hamskies. -Mal https://t.co/oI75teczI4
Saturday, July 02, 2016 01:56:58 PM from Twitter for Android
What I don't miss is my boy Franzel at the resort who flat out refused to shake my mojitos and I straight up drank full rum/sour on bottom
Saturday, July 02, 2016 01:44:18 PM from Twitter for Android
RT @BarstoolJJ: .@Delta my wife's birth control is in our bags you sent to San Diego. If we have a baby you're paying for it. https://t.co/…
Saturday, July 02, 2016 01:40:37 PM from Twitter for Android
@KFCBarstool the Mets poop in your shoes
Saturday, July 02, 2016 01:38:20 PM from Twitter for Android
Mal's being all mad at me for dissing iPhones but guess who was able to connect to the wifi? My android ass. Not her iPhone.
Saturday, July 02, 2016 01:34:23 PM from Twitter for Android
iPhones are silly. When connecting to public wifi, they don't let you edit the signin page. Android does, thus I connected and Mal didn't
Saturday, July 02, 2016 01:32:41 PM from Twitter for Android
LOL @Delta thx for the delay. Our friend Greg's HOOKING us up at the resort while we wait for ya delay. Jokes on you https://t.co/XCgvO50FDP
Saturday, July 02, 2016 11:39:31 AM from Twitter for Android
"Government invented zika and never vaccinate your kids" for fuck's sake. When your kid dies of the mumps I'll laugh.
Thursday, June 30, 2016 10:29:12 PM from Twitter for Android
I'm down with some conspiracy theories but Jesus Christ these rednecks we met from some bumblefuck southern state are WAY OUT THERE.
Thursday, June 30, 2016 10:27:49 PM from Twitter for Android
Some player has to invent a better WiFi standard where you can hop between APs like cell towers. Because it's horrid https://t.co/lkzxmeseh9
Thursday, June 30, 2016 09:45:54 PM from Twitter for Android
Pretty sure I'm stalking this guy. HOOKS us up with drinks. I go to whatever bat he's assigned to.
Thursday, June 30, 2016 09:25:02 PM from Twitter for Android
My boy Jaleel (aka Rock) is my dude. I'm taking him back to the states with me.
Thursday, June 30, 2016 09:22:11 PM from Twitter for Android
Horse shit. White wine for guys? You're soft. KFC and Kmarko are better than you. @stoolpresidente https://t.co/QC5M9OveQk
My boy needs to play some Aladdin right now #noshame #sorrynotsorry