My friends just described Not Your Father's Root beer in the most vile, degenerate way and Young Mark's still sleeping
Freddy's taking selfies with the ladies
Ahhh sheeeeit. Kevin Rose just shook a bitch https://t.co/gvpKky5YjE
The Yankees suck so bad, the NY bars even turn them off for Mets and basketball
Which dumb UX/UI hipster over at @SlackHQ thought it was a good idea to waste screen real estate on a sidebar when I only have one team?
Jesus Christ Microsoft. Explain how Skype just crashes out of the blue, and then my entire headset and bluetooth gets all fucked up
I didn't mean to, but I'm getting hammered for this show
Happy Monday, cunts #thefuckingsubway
@NYCTSubway there have been 0 manh bound R trains at 46th in the past 20 minutes
@NYCTSubway you're making announcements about the 7 line which is irrelevant and not about how the M/R has delays
These dumb fuckin hicks won't repeal their asinine law even if it means losing 4.8 billion? Inbred morons. https://t.co/mkDunT8MuZ
I really need to stop saying that our codebase sucks a dick around my gay work friends.
I'm sure all 231 people at Yankee Stadium right now are thrilled to be sitting in the rain losing in the 1st inning.
It is May 6th. The Yankees are one of three MLB teams who don't have at least 10 wins yet.
Marketing just sent out a weekly update email to the whole company. There's a pic of me flipping the bird and double fisting drinks.