No kidding. Lenovo sucks a teensy dick. Their Moto Z looks horrendous. Getting a Nexus. https://t.co/trCTQS2fAi #android #feedly
Wednesday, June 22, 2016 12:20:35 AM from Twitter for Android
New York city is a really bad city to drive in. Or raise a family in. Or prosper in. Or be not homeless in. Or not be a savage in.
Wednesday, June 22, 2016 12:08:23 AM from Twitter for Android
Cuncel da middle east https://t.co/F3y5kK4MPO
Went out for a drink tonight after work. Was going to leave at like 8.... ....annnd. I'm hammered
See.... the ladies' faucets are going off for CJ
I'm wingmaning so hard ring now. Nate and Anna better bang tonight
Snapchat has a horse shit UI. Kids of tomorrow are gonna create apps like this? We're fucked.
@MalJNew at least it's not Detroit
Happy summer solstice full moon day!
For real. Why can I not stay signed in but have the notifications stopped if I'm logged in on desktop. #GoogleFail
I FUCKING HATE how Google Hangouts pushes messages w/ sound and vibration to my phone when I have it open in the fuckin desktop client.
There's a '96 Ford Explorer on my block with The Club on the steering wheel. Bro. No one is gonna jack your '96 Explorer...
*quickly ( I ran out of 140 characters)
See, this is why I recommend never watching porn on Android. The volume controls are so fucked you can never figure out how to mute it quick
PS - Totally didn't just wake the GF up by accidentally blasting the Hastily Made Cleveland Tourism Video at full volume #androidfail