No kidding. Lenovo sucks a teensy dick. Their Moto Z looks horrendous. Getting a Nexus. https://t.co/trCTQS2fAi #android #feedly

Wednesday, June 22, 2016 12:20:35 AM from Twitter for Android

New York city is a really bad city to drive in. Or raise a family in. Or prosper in. Or be not homeless in. Or not be a savage in.

Wednesday, June 22, 2016 12:08:23 AM from Twitter for Android

Cuncel da middle east https://t.co/F3y5kK4MPO

Tuesday, June 21, 2016 11:52:22 PM from Twitter for Android

Went out for a drink tonight after work. Was going to leave at like 8.... ....annnd. I'm hammered

Tuesday, June 21, 2016 11:51:31 PM from Twitter for Android

See.... the ladies' faucets are going off for CJ

Tuesday, June 21, 2016 11:40:13 PM from Twitter for Android

I'm wingmaning so hard ring now. Nate and Anna better bang tonight

Tuesday, June 21, 2016 11:31:13 PM from Twitter for Android

Snapchat has a horse shit UI. Kids of tomorrow are gonna create apps like this? We're fucked.

Tuesday, June 21, 2016 10:00:32 PM from Twitter for Android

@MalJNew at least it's not Detroit

In reply to @MalJNew's tweet

Monday, June 20, 2016 08:47:50 PM from Twitter for Android

Happy summer solstice full moon day!

Monday, June 20, 2016 08:44:16 PM from Twitter for Android

For real. Why can I not stay signed in but have the notifications stopped if I'm logged in on desktop. #GoogleFail

Monday, June 20, 2016 12:09:04 PM from Twitter Web Client

I FUCKING HATE how Google Hangouts pushes messages w/ sound and vibration to my phone when I have it open in the fuckin desktop client.

Monday, June 20, 2016 12:08:09 PM from Twitter Web Client

There's a '96 Ford Explorer on my block with The Club on the steering wheel. Bro. No one is gonna jack your '96 Explorer...

Monday, June 20, 2016 08:17:58 AM from Twitter for Android

*quickly ( I ran out of 140 characters)

Monday, June 20, 2016 01:29:00 AM from Twitter for Android

See, this is why I recommend never watching porn on Android. The volume controls are so fucked you can never figure out how to mute it quick

Monday, June 20, 2016 01:08:25 AM from Twitter for Android

PS - Totally didn't just wake the GF up by accidentally blasting the Hastily Made Cleveland Tourism Video at full volume #androidfail

Monday, June 20, 2016 01:07:13 AM from Twitter for Android