Portfolioso's Twitter Bullshit

Since when does fuckin oil dictate how the entire stock market works? And one day it's up 10% the other day it's down 10%. Volatile cunts.

@NYCTSubway why is the uptown R traveling at reduced speed but the site says good service? At 42nd st

Something's not right. It's the same temperature in February in New York and Bermuda...

SECURITY GUY. TERMINATED
https://t.co/0exgAApyCI

Pretty sure someone shit elevator #12 in this building

Normally, I'd be concerned with him spending the weekend lifting data and adding backdoors, but he's too fuckin stupid to do that

What kind of dumb bitch works from home on his last day? I need your RSA token and laptop back idiot. And it's the security guy. Real secure

Spoiler Alert: In last week's X-Files, Mulder does mushrooms, sees some crazy shit and solves the crime.

EVERYTHING IS BROKEN. NOTHING WORKS.

I don't get why this ignoramus is breaking my balls when his last day is tomorrow. We'd benefit more if he did NOTHING. cc @XtinaSchelin

@TWC_Ohio You guys upgrading to Maxx in Columbus anytime soon? Ohio Internet is in the dark ages and there's no motivation to compete.

The Federal Reserve is useless. There is 0 point to this idiotic corporation. They don't know anything: https://t.co/sUjIDBzpSo

@XtinaSchelin Your boss just tried tying his personal github account to Whitehat... Not an SSH key. Not an access token/service acct.

2nd, Bobby Cannavale is an absolute G and the perfect person to play a cray