Just had my 4th mixed drink at the standard... I guess I'll need to take out a loan soon
Wednesday, May 25, 2016 09:06:20 PM from Twitter for Android
Dumb motherfuckers. Why would you EVER run SQL profiler in production. For fuck's sake.
Wednesday, May 25, 2016 11:09:19 AM from Twitter for Android
Now one of my socks is inside out... I'm a hot mess.
Wednesday, May 25, 2016 09:37:00 AM from Twitter for Android
This is gonna sound absolutely absurd, but I can explain. I think I left my sunglasses in the work fridge yesterday...😎
Wednesday, May 25, 2016 08:41:57 AM from Twitter for Android
Yanks are back. Going all the way to the series #positivenancy
She literally doesn't understand the concept of copying the image and pasting it into the text field
"What's NSFW?" "Not safe for work, ma" "What does not safe for work mean?" 😂
I'm on the phone trying to teach my mom how to send Bitmoji and she's taking 10 minutes to pick one...
NYC stresses me the fuck out. Wasn't even back 30 mins and the NYPD pissed me off. Protip: don't slam shit around inside a precinct.
These Bloomberg/JP Morgan suit randons need to stop conversing this early on this plane
@Delta Changed gates to one with no computer or way to scan tickets. Smart.
@Delta F- service in Columbus. 4 gate changes. There's one gate attendant serving 3 gates and one bad part delayed all other flights
On this day in 2010, we were wreaking havoc on CNS wire closets. This is what they get for not locking them up... https://t.co/obqfo1bgXs
Always nice to see "Encryption state: off" on your local CC point of sale terminal https://t.co/jB288DJnf0
I think Ohio University just banned me from their guest wifi. I didn't even do anything. Come on.