What dumb bitch at @Azure thought it was a good idea for the portal to scroll horizontally? Thing keeps auto scrolling and spazzing out
Trains always show up back to back to back... In the other direction. Meanwhile, I've been here like an asshole forever. #thefuckingsubway
Love how the entire subway bench is open and this kid decides to sit right on top of my asshole #thefuckingsubway
Azure sucks 12 dicks
I mean... I don't know anything about it...
Thursday, April 14, 2016 09:41:20 PM from Twitter for Android
And the feds busted the stream. Lolz
Thursday, April 14, 2016 09:40:18 PM from Twitter for Android
I don't watch illegal streams, but if I had to guess what's on at commercial breaks: acid trip frogs to Da Rude Sandstorm. #truestorybro
Thursday, April 14, 2016 09:38:12 PM from Twitter for Android
Illegal streams: "********If you work for NHL, Do not read under the line**********" #SeemsLegit https://t.co/SEOESZUoj3
Thursday, April 14, 2016 09:23:35 PM from Twitter for Android
Problem, Officer? https://t.co/g2cNij2gZW
Thursday, April 14, 2016 08:05:37 PM from Twitter for Android
@scoopandslam LGA and JFK are the most third world assed airports I've ever been to
Thursday, April 14, 2016 07:35:08 PM from Twitter for Android
CC: @XtinaSchelin https://t.co/ru4T66Iz4Y
Thursday, April 14, 2016 07:15:10 PM from Twitter for Android
Hey look! Time Warner did something right for once. https://t.co/bENGZ8bQ5E
Thursday, April 14, 2016 07:10:04 PM from Twitter for Android
@scoopandslam Hipster millennials living paycheck to paycheck with college debt who think some dark magician can fix everything!
Wednesday, April 13, 2016 01:05:52 PM from Twitter Web Client
When will @PaulONeillYES be in the broadcast booth and can he please throw a water cooler at @RealMichaelKay ?
Dude. PHP 7 is fuckin fast (for a scripting language)