Absolutely hate it when bots like my tweets 1.5 seconds after I tweet them
Saturday, March 26, 2016 12:02:40 PM from Twitter for Android
Absolute horseshit that these morons are comparing Windows 10 to Vista. Win 10 is a very solid OS: https://t.co/x6rdoVze7n
Saturday, March 26, 2016 11:59:45 AM from Twitter for Android
@swarmapp was fixed in an update. Thanks
Saturday, March 26, 2016 11:04:05 AM from Twitter for Android
I've got @MalJNew is yelling at me for being on my computer coding, yet at the same time @BadPointer is all like: https://t.co/6wUlXkgBtz
Saturday, March 26, 2016 12:44:12 AM from Twitter Web Client
Grammar brah. Too lazy to tweet it again properly
Saturday, March 26, 2016 12:45:33 AM from Twitter Web Client
This bag of vino's going down reallll smooth you guys. #Klassy
Saturday, March 26, 2016 12:07:36 AM from Twitter Web Client
@swarmapp New profile page crashes on my Moto X Pure (Android 6.0), even after clearing all app data.
Thursday, March 24, 2016 04:39:11 PM from Twitter for Android
Flight attendant has the face of a good voice actress. @MalJNew is very observant
Thursday, March 24, 2016 01:14:35 PM from Twitter for Android
When a VP asks you to join a meeting, replying "nah son" is both hysterical and probably not recommended
Wednesday, March 23, 2016 10:58:51 AM from Twitter Web Client
Have 32 bit VM and the official redis Windows port is x64 only, so I compiled it as x86 myself. Enjoyyyyyyyyyyyyy
Twitter is 10 years old. My second tweet ever back in July 08 is about sausage and peppers. Go figure
This gif describes my VP comparing my dudes hair to college basketball players https://t.co/Lj1z2vKCmW
This client dinner's amazing. I got my degenerate boss buying Patron shots and we're all making fun of the VP on the other side of the table
Come on, Boaty McBoatFace is the best boat name ever. Even @XtinaSchelin supports renaming one of our servers to ServerMcServerFace01
Gotta love my dev team talking about point of sale user stories #JustTheTip https://t.co/YeSEVj3rIK