Everyone's gone soft! The UK is going to ruin encryption to protect against cyberbullies? This is idiotic logic https://t.co/yqXqQYbozS

Sunday, December 27, 2015 09:33:16 AM from Twitter for Android

NYC doesn't even have a fucking rock station anymore. Looking forward to this later in 2016: https://t.co/LHop8dHfUj

Sunday, December 27, 2015 02:27:50 AM from Twitter Web Client

Comcast is so full of shit. What good is gigabit internet if they limit your monthly bandwidth to 300GB? https://t.co/DBHvunNyrj

Saturday, December 26, 2015 11:20:43 PM from Twitter for Android

Me right now... #globalwarmingsucks https://t.co/XXRmAxlbMh

Friday, December 25, 2015 11:01:42 PM from Twitter for Android

It's legit Christmas and the fact that I needed to go outside for air and am comfortable in a short sleeve shirt is global warming bullshit.

Friday, December 25, 2015 09:50:08 PM from Twitter for Android

Pizza boy is a really shitty driver in Home Alone

Friday, December 25, 2015 05:24:22 PM from Twitter for Android

Happy birffday to me! https://t.co/iRfNHf2aK5

Friday, December 25, 2015 01:33:52 PM from Twitter Web Client

Dear @Foursquare, I don’t want something. I want somewhere. https://t.co/FPcZRfzwOK

Friday, December 25, 2015 12:10:54 AM from Twitter for Android

@Billyjune88 Merry Christmas ya filthy animal

In reply to @Billyjune88's tweet

Thursday, December 24, 2015 10:58:44 PM from Twitter for Android

Facebook app does A/B tests. Found in debugger: com.facebook.messaging.abtest.GeneratedLauncherBadgeDataSourceExperiment@6760e13 occurred

Wednesday, December 23, 2015 06:53:46 PM from Twitter Web Client

It's December 23rd and we need air conditioning. Cunts.

Wednesday, December 23, 2015 05:26:53 PM from Twitter for Android

Also, thank Jeebus for the air conditioning they have blasting on this Metro North train.

Wednesday, December 23, 2015 05:26:29 PM from Twitter for Android

Peace the fuck out NYC. I don't have deal with your filth, bums and crowds until next week.

Wednesday, December 23, 2015 05:25:57 PM from Twitter for Android

It's a legit jungle on the 5 train. 100% humidity and like 85. 1) put the A/C on. 2) this warm winter bullshit needs to end

Wednesday, December 23, 2015 05:15:22 PM from Twitter for Android

Testing

Wednesday, December 23, 2015 03:00:28 PM from Twitter Web Client