Portfolioso's Twitter Bullshit

I'm okay with these belligerent drunks at the bar playing nothing but The Doors on the jukebox

Vinny's 27th retrospective...

It's December 17th. I shouldn't be in a spring jacket sweating bullets on the fucking subway

Fuck China and their polluting ass bitches causing global warming and shit.

It's too motherfucking hot out. Cunts

RT @sadserver: Just remember

It doesn't matter how, or where, you spend the holidays

You're still on-call.

Just told my Director of Finance "I fucking hated my accounting classes" and Ali Mac backed me up

Holiday Shitshow party is about to begin but I need to bounce to see my boy Billy Joel at the garden.

There was a Dorito in my beer and I didn't notice and I didn't even leave work yet.

It's not that I'm a fan of the Biebs. It's just that in reality, guy probably has a python.

Someone said the Biebs had a small dick at the bar and I accidentally vehemently defended him.

"Tequila makes my clothes fall off" - @MalJNew

Rumor that Google is removing SMS from Hangouts... Hangouts is a disaster. If they ruin messenger too, I'll be pissed.

It's too fucking hot outside

I still don't get the difference between HBO Go and HBO Now... Why couldn't they just sell subscriptions & login through GO?