Portfolioso's Twitter Bullshit

You've got @LonnieQuinnTV yappin about icebergs floating down the street down the shore. Iceberg! Dead ahead!

Thunder snow! ⚡❄⛄⚡"Astronaut in Space Spots Rare Thundersnow in Blizzard Over Eastern US (Photo)" https://t.co/KuZoZ2EJN7 #space #feedly

It's fuckin raining in Manhattan. Pussies

Bring on the snow bitch #GlobalWarming

I just don't understand how people here can just leave deuces unflushed in the work shitters

Went to bar. Came back to work. Solved 3 issues instantly.

Yo @Microsoft, <3 you guys but @Skype 7.18.0.109 is a crashy, unstable piece of crap on Windows 10. k thx bye

My @googlechrome pet peeve: If a JS modal pops up in another tab, it immediately switches you to that tab, interrupting what I'm doing

I hate lower Manhattan, I hate the entire MTA, I hate the economy, I hate New York City, I hate work, and I hate being a hater all the time

I hate everything right now

Ticketmaster can go fuck themselves. Clearly Pearl Jam didn't win the war against them in '94. https://t.co/dKS3Og6FDW

It's absolutely absurd how something as archaic as oil can ruin a global economy, even the things that have nothing to do with oil.

@__JLu I was rocking that 2009 Moto Droid with the physical keyboard like no one else's business.

In reply to @__JLu's tweet

@__JLu and dint even have texting my freshman year

Why does this jaggoff think it's necessary to play his phone games on full volume? #thefuckingsubway