These cunts really think they can say no to me? Oh they made a huge mistake.

Wednesday, October 28, 2015 02:52:13 PM from Twitter Web Client

Enraged at something that happened at work. "Speak softly and carry a big stick..." I will do that. Later, I'll shove it up their fuckin ass

Wednesday, October 28, 2015 02:35:01 PM from Twitter Web Client

I just referred to the Google Play Store as the Android Marketplace... The hell is this, 2010?

Wednesday, October 28, 2015 02:31:30 PM from Twitter Web Client

Poor 'Tolo

Wednesday, October 28, 2015 01:19:12 AM from Twitter Web Client

Annmarie needs to shit the fuck up and stop judging me

Tuesday, October 27, 2015 10:10:34 PM from Twitter for Android

They cut back to the Fox video feed and Harvey starts messing up.

Tuesday, October 27, 2015 10:03:37 PM from Twitter for Android

YOU HAD ONE JOB @FOXTV

Tuesday, October 27, 2015 09:35:50 PM from Twitter for Android

Eh you don't need Fox. No one wants to hear Joe Buck

Tuesday, October 27, 2015 09:32:57 PM from Twitter for Android

Here's the problem with buying a carrier backed phone. Not even released yet and they're shipping it with an old os https://t.co/BN6oQFT1gS

Tuesday, October 27, 2015 01:28:55 PM from Twitter for Android

MTA clocks are all an hour back for DST...

Tuesday, October 27, 2015 08:44:43 AM from Twitter for Android

Everclear, cunts https://t.co/Va80DHCvrh

Monday, October 26, 2015 10:01:17 PM from Twitter for Android

Piss and line cunts

Monday, October 26, 2015 09:52:54 PM from Twitter for Android

EVERCLEAR. BB KINGS. YOURE NOT 90s ENOUGH FOR ME

Monday, October 26, 2015 07:33:04 PM from Twitter for Android

OMG I get to see Everclear tonight! 90s FTW

Monday, October 26, 2015 02:48:36 PM from Twitter Web Client

These cunts still don't understand that we can replace one javascript file instead of an overnight deployment

Monday, October 26, 2015 01:35:51 PM from Twitter Web Client