Portfolioso's Twitter Bullshit

Mood: pumped for these guys at Gov Ball. https://t.co/JNL2Eu3F0P

What's the deal with this pirate Skeletor R train conductor announcer? https://t.co/ybeqUOQeoM

The entire WTC E station smells like bums and piss @NYCTSubway

Is powershell fuckin serious that it only allows you to echo text in switch statements? DAFUQ is that all about

Microsoft Edge is pretty tight. Like, > Chrome. Attn Apple Fanboys: I'm about to be a @Windows fanboy. How you like it now? #Windows10

My peeegs are wild right now...

Just takes one time to change the perception of mankind.

I don't think you actually understand my new appreciation for trees. Fantastic Windows 10 lock screen spotlight pic. https://t.co/Tc6k8GV7eR

Dafuq is the point of an express 4/5 train when it bumbles along at 2mph and the local 6 on the other track is faster even stopping locally

Cuncel da stock market! Cuncel da China! Cuncel da oil!

Saw this on @RockNationRadio's Facebook and I support it: https://t.co/Ol10DR8ZXM

I'm going to make an actual effort to stop dropping F bombs all over twitter. I mean I know this is a satire-ish account, but it's overkill

This Cali gas leak is a fuckin disaster. Methane gas has a much stronger greenhouse effect than CO₂.

Left lookups in excel are a pain in my ballsack right now

Can someone turn down the fucking heat in this office?