@Billyjune88 bitch you're not gonna rescue me from matchless this week?

Wednesday, October 07, 2015 10:43:37 PM from Twitter for Android

Dude. CC is a fuckin pussy checking in the day before the playoffs. My entire kickball team needs to hang with him in rehab.

Wednesday, October 07, 2015 10:33:56 PM from Twitter for Android

Loser company. Loser kickball team. Loser flip cup team. For fuck's sake can we be good at fuckin anything?

Wednesday, October 07, 2015 10:21:13 PM from Twitter for Android

Someone put on Poker Face immijitly @Fantasy_Mania

Sunday, October 04, 2015 10:03:04 PM from Twitter for Android

I just cried my eyes out watching that 2008 Yogi Yankee Stadium tribute #noshame

Sunday, October 04, 2015 09:55:16 PM from Twitter for Android

🌳🌳🌳

Sunday, October 04, 2015 09:51:32 PM from Twitter for Android

Idk what's even going on right now so lets play some music

Sunday, October 04, 2015 07:41:12 PM from Twitter for Android

Cuncel da Yankees

Sunday, October 04, 2015 05:23:24 PM from Twitter for Android

Deez nutz http://t.co/USk43Gu6nL

Sunday, October 04, 2015 04:28:07 PM from Twitter for Android

.@NYCTSubway it's absurd to blast the heat on the subway when it's like 60° out.

Sunday, October 04, 2015 12:22:07 PM from Twitter for Android

Like for real, how does it go from like 80 and sunny to like nasty and rainy and 48 #nyc

Saturday, October 03, 2015 02:56:57 AM from Twitter for Android

Don't you just love it when some porn robot with some hot chick and boobs just favorites a tweet of yours from like a year ago?

Saturday, October 03, 2015 01:39:27 AM from Twitter for Android

Imagine. Initiate. Execute. Repeat. Until you're the fuckin CEO

Saturday, October 03, 2015 12:04:28 AM from Twitter for Android

This gravity rap/techno song on Bill Nye the Science Guy is so 90s and awesome and made of win.

Friday, October 02, 2015 08:31:11 PM from Twitter for Android