Engineer to me yesterday after I lost it: "It's ok. I'm used to talking people down. I have two daughters"
Wednesday, November 11, 2015 10:15:31 AM from Twitter for Android
There's a female "manspreading" on the subway right now. Way to go with the terminology, MTA.
Wednesday, November 11, 2015 09:45:55 AM from Twitter for Android
They gave our pen testers domain admin access and the security idiots are wondering why they hacked everything. #fuckingidiots
Tuesday, November 10, 2015 05:38:38 PM from Twitter Web Client
Shit is ABOUT to go down here at work...
Tuesday, November 10, 2015 12:43:46 PM from Twitter Web Client
Jesus Fucking Christ, Kisha. How god damn dumb are you? You've been asking the same questions for 1.5 years and don't learn anything
Tuesday, November 10, 2015 12:00:10 PM from Twitter Web Client
Aliens built them and put some device inside, duh. https://t.co/B42VXJHb6L
Tuesday, November 10, 2015 08:25:47 AM from Twitter for Android
.@googlephotos is slow as fuck playing backed up video. Get your lives together
Monday, November 09, 2015 06:49:38 PM from Twitter Web Client
The Windows bluetooth stack is a raging piece of shit
Monday, November 09, 2015 12:12:29 AM from Twitter Web Client
Bullshit. Bet I can get this working in 5 mins: https://t.co/ia3YMLqDzi
Sunday, November 08, 2015 01:12:59 AM from Twitter for Android
O what up Twitter? Missed me?
Sunday, November 08, 2015 12:32:44 AM from Twitter for Android
I had enough of these fuckin towels and their idiotic directions
Wednesday, November 04, 2015 09:24:06 PM from Twitter for Android