Portfolioso's Twitter Bullshit

Bloombito chillin' with the Pope. Guy isn't even mayor anymore and he's still more relevant than idiot @BilldeBlasio http://t.co/EOVmsaVUjk

Oh shot, my Twitter..... Welp, didn't tweet anything that stupid tonight

Alice in chains on at the bar. Nice

Jesus Christ Cisco. I know you've been trying to fuck the married marketing girl for like 4 months already but be more discrete about it.

Toppi's Minions shirt is straight up gold

Black Keys - Rubber Factory is a great album to fuck to.#jussayin

My tweets are like 10,000x better when I'm drunk... Past week. Lame. Today? Gold.

🎶 What about the night,
Makes you change, yeah,
Oh, from sweet,
To deranged? 🎶

More of a Katy Perry fan myself. Better boobs.

eh who the fuck am I kidding. Was always more of an ass man. Just ask Simmons.They called me Spanky in college.

My GF is hammered right now. I can tell by peering across this office...........

Yeah, in case you were wondering, that is a nip of Patron on my desk.

Out new security guy is intimidating the fuck out of me. We're all hammered and he's a hardcore dude not drinking, probably judging us.

This pope is a cool dude. I'm perfectly ok with him ruining my commute and NYC experience tomorrow