https://t.co/8h76hFZKCn

Tuesday, November 10, 2015 12:39:53 AM from Twitter Web Client

.@googlephotos is slow as fuck playing backed up video. Get your lives together

Monday, November 09, 2015 06:49:38 PM from Twitter Web Client

The Windows bluetooth stack is a raging piece of shit

Monday, November 09, 2015 12:12:29 AM from Twitter Web Client

Bullshit. Bet I can get this working in 5 mins: https://t.co/ia3YMLqDzi

Sunday, November 08, 2015 01:12:59 AM from Twitter for Android

O what up Twitter? Missed me?

Sunday, November 08, 2015 12:32:44 AM from Twitter for Android

I had enough of these fuckin towels and their idiotic directions

Wednesday, November 04, 2015 09:24:06 PM from Twitter for Android

What the hell is twitter thinking with this heart? bring the star back!

Wednesday, November 04, 2015 11:27:38 AM from Twitter Web Client

Yanks dropped clippard whyyyyy?

Sunday, November 01, 2015 12:30:52 AM from Twitter for Android

Jesus fuckin Christ Mets. I'm not even a fan but stop making New York loo like a joke to these farmer midwest assholes

Saturday, October 31, 2015 11:41:24 PM from Twitter for Android

TOLOOO. I should've put on a fat suit and been 'Tolo for Halloween, you guys

Saturday, October 31, 2015 10:01:59 PM from Twitter for Android

Gf is sharing an ear bud with me and just put on Pearl Jam's Ten. #keeper #ballerstatus

Saturday, October 31, 2015 05:02:07 PM from Twitter for Android

I think I told this bitch off too loudly accidentally on purpose for putting her arm in my picture https://t.co/RBJ57XUKEB

Saturday, October 31, 2015 03:59:13 PM from Twitter for Android

Donde esta el tren

Friday, October 30, 2015 08:36:21 AM from Twitter for Android

I need to slow my role on this thing... Jeez.

Friday, October 30, 2015 08:35:40 AM from Twitter for Android

You shipped it with an old operating system. Idiots. Where is Marshmallow? Get a Nexus or Moto instead https://t.co/TrOHBSOxzX

Thursday, October 29, 2015 11:59:37 PM from Twitter for Android