Hey @AjitPaiFCC ... This is fucking deplorable. So you increase investment and require that 40% of ~441k rural locations get 25/3 MBPS brodband by the end 2022? This is an embarrassment. 1) those speeds stink. 2) 2022 is a long way off https://t.co/O9tDz1o4Pi

Wednesday, May 01, 2019 02:49:29 AM from Twitter for Android

United States is the fucking laughingstock of the world with its broadband speeds. For such a developed nation, why are we so behind everyone else?

In reply to @portfolioso's tweet

Wednesday, May 01, 2019 02:50:49 AM from Twitter for Android

Asian countries have 1gig internet for the equivalent of $20/month. Costs me $65/month for 100/10. What about the hicks in the boonies on dial up trying to hit up https://t.co/DQrvHHb3RU. They deserve fast broadband too

This is an outrage, @AjitPaiFCC you corporate shill asshole

In reply to @portfolioso's tweet

Wednesday, May 01, 2019 02:53:43 AM from Twitter for Android

IT'S GONNA BE MAY

Wednesday, May 01, 2019 01:08:05 AM from Twitter Web Client

Wow, this fuckin guy really let himself go. Aged like shit in just 5 years. Guess this is what happens when you're a terrorist asshole living in a cave in some shithole https://t.co/FxqzCkxpWu

Monday, April 29, 2019 05:56:08 PM from Twitter Web Client

Lawnmower: 1
Joe: 0

Pops was over last week and we tuned it up: new oil, cleaned the spark plug... Started in one pull after sitting all winter. One week later, hardly runs. Dafuq

Monday, April 29, 2019 12:43:32 PM from Twitter for Android

Pulled every single muscle trying to pull the starter 800 times and also have a blister in my hand.

In reply to @portfolioso's tweet

Monday, April 29, 2019 12:44:33 PM from Twitter for Android

Centos7 can suck it with their antique yum packages. "Stability" my ass I want the latest.

Shit just works in Ubuntu. Everything's the goddamn runaround getting it working in CentOS

Sunday, April 28, 2019 03:54:29 PM from Twitter for Android

Also what I do at 2am on Sunday morning: Fixed the meta viewport issue so https://t.co/5oYiOpMTZe's graphic is not microscopic on mobile devices

Sunday, April 28, 2019 02:10:21 AM from Twitter Web Client

Ansible is driving me fucking bananas right now

Sunday, April 28, 2019 02:03:08 AM from Twitter Web Client

Ok here's the thing! Cancel all the highly paid, all-star weaklings on the injured list. These no name kids are killin it. World Series back on.

Thursday, April 25, 2019 01:40:38 AM from Twitter for Android

Maybe I'm being a cynical Yankee fan over here... I should be happy we're up 6-5 after bitching all night but all I can think of is "which bullpen asshole is going to blow the save?"

Thursday, April 25, 2019 01:21:44 AM from Twitter for Android

Gary Sanchez fields like a goddamn 4 year old tee baller

Wednesday, April 24, 2019 11:11:27 PM from Twitter for Android

Jesus Christ, CC

Wednesday, April 24, 2019 11:08:13 PM from Twitter for Android

ISPs and governments can go eat a dick https://t.co/PdExIvMlQb

Wednesday, April 24, 2019 10:20:15 PM from Twitter for Android

I just want to go to bed. Picked the wrong game to get invested into...

Tuesday, April 23, 2019 02:13:16 AM from Twitter for Android

Jesus H. Christ

Tuesday, April 23, 2019 01:55:21 AM from Twitter for Android