Mantis Ad Network wtf... I was talking about an obscure topic in the car... Didn't search it online... And I'm seeing ads for it on websites now. Wtffff

Sunday, February 24, 2019 12:42:59 AM from Twitter for Android

Cue the conspiracy theories! 100000% spying going on. Dark magic. What's the over/under they are recording my mic and doing AI on the fly. There's no other way I can be having a human conversation, with my phone present and then seeing ads based on my conversation!

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Sunday, February 24, 2019 12:47:06 AM from Twitter for Android

This should he illegal! Punishable by death! This is SO creepy. I never even heard of this ad network. How the hell did they do that? For serious?

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Sunday, February 24, 2019 12:48:08 AM from Twitter for Android

Actually, I PROMISE I never searched for this thing ever... So why am I getting ads on it? Where's my tin foil hat? BRB, I'm quitting all technology and living off the grid in the middle of nowhere, New Hampshire.

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Sunday, February 24, 2019 12:51:05 AM from Twitter for Android

For real though. My battery has been dying super quickly recently. They're lying to you that batteries degrade over time. Real reason it's dying quickly is because the mic is active 100% of the time and it's doing AI to profile us and show targeted ads.

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Sunday, February 24, 2019 12:54:11 AM from Twitter for Android

They know I do not agree with the establishment and are spying on me.

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Sunday, February 24, 2019 01:03:08 AM from Twitter for Android

There's an Alexa, Google Home and my TV remote has a mic that you allegedly activate, that reports to Bixby.

These are spies. For the Russians! The government!

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Sunday, February 24, 2019 01:07:06 AM from Twitter for Android

This guy is so full of shit. Translation: "I don't like the gays. Oh shit my daughter called me out. Oops it was a mistake! I love the gays. Jeebus told me to love thy neighbor"

https://t.co/dNgiz6TDR7

Sunday, February 24, 2019 12:17:01 AM from Twitter for Android

This is an example of an old white ignoramus fuck who needs to leave politics. Can't have his hatred around anymore

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Sunday, February 24, 2019 12:17:57 AM from Twitter for Android

WTF is actually wrong with this moron's eyes? https://t.co/EMrq1JD73f

Friday, February 22, 2019 02:39:51 AM from Twitter Web Client

TurboTax, are you SERIOUS? Donate $3 to the Presidential Campaign fund? Fuck outta hea. Motherfuckers already have pacs. I'm not paying the shit ass government any extra money.

1) The president is an asshole
2) I owe $4000 in taxes b/c my withholdings got fucked up

#eatadick https://t.co/0rXKFyhaEU

Thursday, February 21, 2019 12:32:15 AM from Twitter Web Client

Moron. Republicans are supposed to lower taxes: https://t.co/AhR0baslRv

If the dumb residents in this state voted to decriminalize drugs, they could release people from the overcrowded, overly-minority filled prisons and divert the savings to the roads

Wednesday, February 20, 2019 12:16:31 PM from Twitter Web Client

You're a bunch of morons @EPA @realDonaldTrump https://t.co/juHMaFhTJE

Monday, February 18, 2019 02:03:47 PM from Twitter for Android

Disgusting https://t.co/sKWcESRqVU

Monday, February 18, 2019 02:01:56 PM from Twitter for Android

I mean, rather than building a useless fucking wall that will be tunneled under, how about you take top engineers and make it do something useful. Ya know, create green energy and green energy jobs... https://t.co/EFz0JeaIZP

Friday, February 15, 2019 12:21:23 AM from Twitter Web Client

So let me get this straight... took a $5,500 portfolio devaluation due to a shitty 2018 stock market, but because I didn't sell any of it and made $1,000 in dividends and capital gains, I owe the ASSHOLE government $300 extra in income tax...

Thursday, February 14, 2019 01:39:45 AM from Twitter Web Client

Beautiful, clean coal for these dumb inbreds who voted for the asshole who is responsible for deregulating this shit: https://t.co/dYX0TaST1v

Wednesday, February 13, 2019 12:31:26 PM from Twitter Web Client

My dad was at one of these MSG shows in '77. What a time to be alive!

https://t.co/KGmoK0jQQt

Monday, February 11, 2019 01:50:34 AM from Twitter for Android

I have a junior DevOps engineer under me who is too goddamn feeble to understand my superior scripts and is making me rewrite everything I did using a more halfassed method because he can't understand my code.

#fuckouttahea

Saturday, February 09, 2019 01:58:14 AM from Twitter Web Client

What's a nice way to tell this guy he's a moron on Monday?

In reply to @portfolioso's tweet

Saturday, February 09, 2019 02:27:13 AM from Twitter Web Client