@nypost Jesus Christ with this clickbait headline you tabloid assed paper. Respect the man and put his name in the headline, y'all made it sound like Sterling kicked it!

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Tuesday, October 23, 2018 11:32:06 PM from Twitter for Android

My dog and I just farted on each other

Tuesday, October 23, 2018 11:24:32 PM from Twitter for Android

Run em over, I say! Ain't got no time for delaying millions of people

https://t.co/bgGd5JcWON

Monday, October 22, 2018 10:26:44 AM from Twitter for Android

Will all you asshole Mac people stop checking in .DS_STORE bullshit files into git repositories and zip files? Use .gitignore kthx

Friday, October 19, 2018 01:25:16 PM from Twitter Web Client

@Ask_Spectrum There's literally nothing you can do. After multiple escalations, 70+MBPS is seen as acceptable service. I had a tech out and everything with the signal and modem are fine. I just have to accept the fact that you're capping out at 85MBPS probably to conserve bandwidth

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Wednesday, October 17, 2018 10:13:02 AM from Twitter Web Client

Spectrum is SO full of shit with their 100MBPS default tier. After getting my signal checked and rewiring, the best they can deliver is 85MBPS and after many escalations, it's just accepted that it's the best they can do, even though a few weeks ago it was 115MBPS consistently

Wednesday, October 17, 2018 09:57:30 AM from Twitter Web Client

Apparently, anything 70-100 MBPS is considered normal. Meanwhile, they offer 300MBPS service, so what the actual fuck. This goes to show me @Ask_Spectrum is specifically limiting the speed to 85 MBPS to save bandwidth.

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Wednesday, October 17, 2018 09:59:45 AM from Twitter Web Client

Call the waaaaambulance! 🚑🚑 @comcast

https://t.co/cwoLlLrWdY

Wednesday, October 17, 2018 02:05:11 AM from Twitter for Android

This is how we're creating scheduled tasks at work now... https://t.co/xB2h53wNTv

Tuesday, October 16, 2018 03:01:55 PM from Twitter Web Client

I'm looking through my Google Photos and they're laugh out loud funny. I'm dying rn... No wonder I wasn't getting laid back in college... Jeeeeeeezzzz

Tuesday, October 16, 2018 04:21:00 AM from Twitter Web Client

Not even shitting you, this was the final exam for one of my management classes... Pretty sure the professor came up with this on acid... https://t.co/t7nERHST46

Tuesday, October 16, 2018 04:04:33 AM from Twitter Web Client

"Baboons resign after killing family of Blake Fischer" would be a much better and deserved headline

https://t.co/MyjhtrkR4F

Tuesday, October 16, 2018 01:18:45 AM from Twitter Web Client

How I treat cold sales emails. If you are a sales douche and start off "excuse the email but..."

DELETED AND BLOCKED. GTFO https://t.co/1qb5dUG2x0

Tuesday, October 16, 2018 12:53:39 AM from Twitter Web Client

@jiaaro When I first moved to Columbus, the fastest speeds offered were 50/2 for $65/month. Then Spectrum bought TWC, and they defaulted to 100/10... There's a 300/20 plan with an outrageous price tag, although I have insider info they're launching gig speeds and defaulting to 200

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Monday, October 15, 2018 11:00:46 AM from Twitter Web Client

@jiaaro At least there are no data caps. Although I find it laughable that they advertise 100mbps and even after fixing my signal issues, changing splitters and rewiring things at the tap, the best they can do is 85-90MBPS.

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Monday, October 15, 2018 11:05:32 AM from Twitter Web Client