Mantis Ad Network wtf... I was talking about an obscure topic in the car... Didn't search it online... And I'm seeing ads for it on websites now. Wtffff
Sunday, February 24, 2019 12:42:59 AM from Twitter for Android
Cue the conspiracy theories! 100000% spying going on. Dark magic. What's the over/under they are recording my mic and doing AI on the fly. There's no other way I can be having a human conversation, with my phone present and then seeing ads based on my conversation!
Sunday, February 24, 2019 12:47:06 AM from Twitter for Android
This should he illegal! Punishable by death! This is SO creepy. I never even heard of this ad network. How the hell did they do that? For serious?
Sunday, February 24, 2019 12:48:08 AM from Twitter for Android
Actually, I PROMISE I never searched for this thing ever... So why am I getting ads on it? Where's my tin foil hat? BRB, I'm quitting all technology and living off the grid in the middle of nowhere, New Hampshire.
Sunday, February 24, 2019 12:51:05 AM from Twitter for Android
The man is listening
Sunday, February 24, 2019 12:51:40 AM from Twitter for Android
For real though. My battery has been dying super quickly recently. They're lying to you that batteries degrade over time. Real reason it's dying quickly is because the mic is active 100% of the time and it's doing AI to profile us and show targeted ads.
Sunday, February 24, 2019 12:54:11 AM from Twitter for Android
They know I do not agree with the establishment and are spying on me.
Sunday, February 24, 2019 01:03:08 AM from Twitter for Android
There's an Alexa, Google Home and my TV remote has a mic that you allegedly activate, that reports to Bixby.
These are spies. For the Russians! The government!
Sunday, February 24, 2019 01:07:06 AM from Twitter for Android
This guy is so full of shit. Translation: "I don't like the gays. Oh shit my daughter called me out. Oops it was a mistake! I love the gays. Jeebus told me to love thy neighbor"
https://t.co/dNgiz6TDR7
Sunday, February 24, 2019 12:17:01 AM from Twitter for Android
This is an example of an old white ignoramus fuck who needs to leave politics. Can't have his hatred around anymore
Sunday, February 24, 2019 12:17:57 AM from Twitter for Android
WTF is actually wrong with this moron's eyes? https://t.co/EMrq1JD73f
Friday, February 22, 2019 02:39:51 AM from Twitter Web Client
TurboTax, are you SERIOUS? Donate $3 to the Presidential Campaign fund? Fuck outta hea. Motherfuckers already have pacs. I'm not paying the shit ass government any extra money.
1) The president is an asshole
2) I owe $4000 in taxes b/c my withholdings got fucked up
#eatadick https://t.co/0rXKFyhaEU
Thursday, February 21, 2019 12:32:15 AM from Twitter Web Client
Moron. Republicans are supposed to lower taxes: https://t.co/AhR0baslRv
If the dumb residents in this state voted to decriminalize drugs, they could release people from the overcrowded, overly-minority filled prisons and divert the savings to the roads
Wednesday, February 20, 2019 12:16:31 PM from Twitter Web Client
You're a bunch of morons @EPA @realDonaldTrump https://t.co/juHMaFhTJE
Monday, February 18, 2019 02:03:47 PM from Twitter for Android
I mean, rather than building a useless fucking wall that will be tunneled under, how about you take top engineers and make it do something useful. Ya know, create green energy and green energy jobs... https://t.co/EFz0JeaIZP
Friday, February 15, 2019 12:21:23 AM from Twitter Web Client
So let me get this straight... took a $5,500 portfolio devaluation due to a shitty 2018 stock market, but because I didn't sell any of it and made $1,000 in dividends and capital gains, I owe the ASSHOLE government $300 extra in income tax...
Thursday, February 14, 2019 01:39:45 AM from Twitter Web Client
Beautiful, clean coal for these dumb inbreds who voted for the asshole who is responsible for deregulating this shit: https://t.co/dYX0TaST1v
Wednesday, February 13, 2019 12:31:26 PM from Twitter Web Client
My dad was at one of these MSG shows in '77. What a time to be alive!
https://t.co/KGmoK0jQQt
Monday, February 11, 2019 01:50:34 AM from Twitter for Android
I have a junior DevOps engineer under me who is too goddamn feeble to understand my superior scripts and is making me rewrite everything I did using a more halfassed method because he can't understand my code.
#fuckouttahea
Saturday, February 09, 2019 01:58:14 AM from Twitter Web Client
What's a nice way to tell this guy he's a moron on Monday?
Saturday, February 09, 2019 02:27:13 AM from Twitter Web Client