This game is harshing my mellow right now

Tuesday, April 23, 2019 01:52:29 AM from Twitter for Android

Jesus Christ, Chapman... This can never be easy, can it? You're giving me agita over here

Tuesday, April 23, 2019 01:47:08 AM from Twitter for Android

https://t.co/0T2GNVP8YY https://t.co/UcxKcRr2ku

Friday, April 19, 2019 02:31:53 AM from Twitter for Android

Then you have @Starbucks taking away all my stars. I just joined the loyalty program last month and they changed it? The FUCK?!?!??

Friday, April 19, 2019 02:26:32 AM from Twitter for Android

I'm a new dad and literally racked up like 200 stars in the past month because wifey and I only end up going on Starbucks dates now and they took all my stars away.

Eat a dick

In reply to @portfolioso's tweet

Friday, April 19, 2019 02:28:13 AM from Twitter for Android

@dunkindonuts would never pull this shit. Need to open up more locations in my area because I'm mad at Starbucks.

In reply to @portfolioso's tweet

Friday, April 19, 2019 02:29:03 AM from Twitter for Android

Oh thank Christ. No one wanted to hear that old man sing every 7th inning. https://t.co/ldZnO5MkNc

Friday, April 19, 2019 02:11:18 AM from Twitter for Android

People had enough of that shithole. Good pizza though

https://t.co/87TVq0srKZ

Friday, April 19, 2019 12:40:45 AM from Twitter for Android

You know what the problem is these days with MLB? Players aren't ripping coke and amphetamines anymore. Look at the 86 Mets. Savage team. Now everyone's a fuckin weakling on the injured list
https://t.co/ZEXgJryais

Saturday, April 13, 2019 01:11:32 PM from Twitter for Android

😠 @MikeDeWine is an old white asshole who should not be telling women what they can do with their bodies.

What a moron. Do you know how much money this is going to waste in lawsuits? Why can't you be more like @JohnKasich

Saturday, April 13, 2019 12:23:37 AM from Twitter for Android

Just saw a commercial for a Hyundai Kona and it's the pictorial definition of a basic betch mobile

Tuesday, April 09, 2019 09:22:39 PM from Twitter for Android

The Yankees STINK. Aaron Boone stinks. Larry Rothschild stinks.

Tuesday, April 09, 2019 09:15:04 PM from Twitter for Android

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Tuesday, April 09, 2019 11:29:36 AM from Portfolioso.com Blog

Cue the old dad here, but I just don't understand how kids these days are obsessed with Billie Eilish. She's not that good. And has Dave Grohl lost his fucking mind comparing her to Nirvana? Maybe the movement she created, but the music stinks. Music today STINKS.

Tuesday, April 09, 2019 08:59:58 AM from Twitter Web Client

The Yankees STINK

Monday, April 08, 2019 10:12:31 PM from Twitter for Android