@BankofAmerica one of your ATMs gave me a $100 bill from 1977. You have some nerve putting these in there. Pull them out of circulation. Everyone thinks they're fake. I couldn't even deposit it back because it thought it was fake.
Friday, January 25, 2019 07:18:11 PM from Twitter for Android
Doesn't even have a security stripe in it. Everyone is going to think I'm passing around bad bills. And what if it is fake. Do I just lose $100?
Friday, January 25, 2019 07:19:48 PM from Twitter for Android
This country can suck a fucking dick
Friday, January 25, 2019 01:20:08 AM from Twitter Web Client
Get this old white asshole out of my state
https://t.co/WYUpxnWnjf
Wednesday, January 23, 2019 08:27:14 PM from Twitter for Android
The moon was great tonight
Monday, January 21, 2019 02:51:39 AM from Twitter for Android
Peple have had enough with that shithole. Only problem is, ya can't get a decent slice of pizza elsewhere
https://t.co/dddsCAeqdc
Saturday, January 19, 2019 03:26:01 PM from Twitter for Android
By all means, get this fuckin guy off the Yankees https://t.co/b3mflrdWqq
Saturday, January 19, 2019 01:37:50 PM from Twitter for Android
I spent an ungodly am amount of money on fuckin LED Christmas lights and now that I'm putting them away, half the sets half light up. Fucking pieces of shit
Thursday, January 17, 2019 01:45:42 AM from Twitter for Android
Now I know why old people can't be bothered with this shit
Thursday, January 17, 2019 01:50:47 AM from Twitter for Android
@AjitPaiFCC YOU ARE NOT DOING YOUR JOB, SIR. THE FCC IS NOT SHUT DOWN. YOU ARE A MISERABLE FAILURE CORPORATE SHILL https://t.co/HUpNpNWjRp
Tuesday, January 15, 2019 09:55:18 PM from Twitter for Android
New blog post: Have 49 Tarrant County Texas Republicans Lost Their Goddamned, Ignorant, Hick-Assed Minds? https://t.co/zQJbOcALbd
Friday, January 11, 2019 03:00:40 AM from Portfolioso.com Blog
@BrendanCarrFCC Dude tries to destroy the internet and expects to get honored?! Get lost
Tuesday, January 08, 2019 03:11:57 PM from Twitter for Android
Just listened to a 7 minute rant from high school of pops scratching his new glasses on the first day
1) I haven't laughed that hard in years
2) This is where I get it from :/
Sunday, January 06, 2019 03:01:07 AM from Twitter Web Client
My company takes so goddamn long to approve my travel that the flights go up $200 by the time I'm able to book it
Fucking morons. Their inefficiency costs them
Sunday, January 06, 2019 02:22:38 AM from Twitter Web Client
I never heard of a Peloton before but all of a sudden it's all the rage. I think it's dumb af. So you have to pay like $2000 for a bike AND a monthly fee?
Thursday, January 03, 2019 10:18:52 PM from Twitter for Android