The fact that I'm not hungover this morning makes no sense
Friday, September 28, 2018 10:04:07 AM from Twitter Web Client
New York City: Always Be Top Shelf
Thursday, September 27, 2018 09:20:17 PM from Twitter for Android
New blog post: Let's Analyze This HS Bro's Yearbook Page https://t.co/0WGJWImE4I
Tuesday, September 25, 2018 12:22:26 AM from Portfolioso.com Blog
Hey @MetroNorth these GCT outbound trains are spaced out like absolute shit. You are all idiots. Keep raising those fares and cutting trains though! https://t.co/vugI1uM9Cw
Monday, September 24, 2018 11:16:55 PM from Twitter for Android
Christ Almighty... I had one Fin Du Monde 9% abv beer on an empty stomach and I'm tipsy because I gave up being an alcoholic years ago. #lightweight
Friday, September 21, 2018 04:12:20 PM from Twitter for Android
@realDonaldTrump https://t.co/R5Ilezibx5
Thursday, September 13, 2018 02:00:45 PM from Twitter for Android
Ajit Pai is an asshole
Monday, September 10, 2018 08:35:35 PM from Twitter for Android
Guava Nerds taste like vomit
Sunday, September 09, 2018 04:53:01 PM from Twitter for Android
Google Chrome is a piece of shit browser. It's fucking slow. It's a memory hog. Boy how it's gotten shitty in 10 years. it sucks at HighDPI support on windows. Both Firefox and Edge are faster.
@googlechrome FUCKING DO BETTER
Wednesday, September 05, 2018 01:28:19 PM from Twitter Web Client
@Fantasy_Mania Send me that sausage and pepp!
Sunday, September 02, 2018 06:36:49 AM from Twitter for Android
The fact that Azure doesn't offer native CentOS 7 VMs is fucking baffling. It's 2018. I'm dealing with legacy 6.x shit.
Wednesday, August 29, 2018 10:59:03 AM from Twitter Web Client
Yo these Vorticon Elite can suck my absolute dick. This level is a pain in the balls. Not only do I have to navigate fire, there are three of these fuckers who jump and take 3 shots to kill. Plus Keen 1-3 controls are awful https://t.co/8rS5tIE72F
See, here's my issue with this opener for Live and Counting Crows... Why you players need a MacBook on stage to make music? They didn't have that shit in the 90s. Come onnnn
Sunday, August 26, 2018 06:51:49 PM from Twitter for Android
How 'bout those poor @ElementTVs workers in SC losing their jobs because of Trump's tariffs? Guess they better apply for some of those clean coal jobs!
https://t.co/mwxER4H9QL
Saturday, August 25, 2018 12:44:35 AM from Twitter for Android
Surely that wall will keep the bastards out tho!
https://t.co/6gnIv5Allt
Friday, August 24, 2018 12:37:09 AM from Twitter for Android