They should make it legal to shoot a person who wears 5 gallons of perfume to a Broadway show
Thursday, March 21, 2019 09:11:06 PM from Twitter for Android
This lady next to me smells like striaght up HOOKER
Thursday, March 21, 2019 09:11:34 PM from Twitter for Android
Absolute savage. Just took a leak and the urinal cake smells better. For fucks sake
Thursday, March 21, 2019 09:12:10 PM from Twitter for Android
My NY asshole-ness came out real hard. Ruthless. Bet this Miss Piggy looking bitch won't be wearing perfume in public again after hearing my mouth run
Thursday, March 21, 2019 09:16:09 PM from Twitter for Android
@ky9 @GovNedLamont Metro North stinks. The highways stinks. It all stinks.
Thursday, March 21, 2019 06:59:50 PM from Twitter for Android
Welp, there goes the fuckin bracket...
Thursday, March 21, 2019 06:59:00 PM from Twitter for Android
AKA Poor Person Airfare: https://t.co/cHjBs9icQO
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Protip: Don't feed dog dark leafy, stringy, greens... You will end up pulling it out of their butt because said leaf gets stuck
Tuesday, March 19, 2019 02:41:59 PM from Twitter for Android
EPA KEEPS REMOVING ENVIRONMENTAL REGULATIONS AND YOU ARE PROMOTING FOSSIL FUELS YOU GOD DAMN IGNORAMUS. Top of what list? https://t.co/esDdgwE02B
@XtinaSchelin Check the rev checker tooltips
Carbon monoxide you dumb shit... It's like going to sleep. Problem solved. @MikeDeWine
DeWine not sure Ohio can come up with a constitutional execution method https://t.co/ET96xeb3EB
@Android are you guys serious with Android Q's ugly ass black notch cutout in screenshots? Fix that shit before it gets released
Saturday, March 16, 2019 08:29:32 AM from Twitter for Android
@googlephotos Ya'll might want to work with the Chrome Canary team... I can't drag and drop upload more than 9 photos at a time without the upload process stopping
New blog post: This Fox News Opinion Piece on Marijuana is Laugh Out Loud Funny, Fear Mongering Ignorance https://t.co/kFLrcxOPD2
Friday, March 15, 2019 04:35:14 PM from Portfolioso.com Blog
@ky9 I'm on the abusers list. They're watching me
@ky9 Beeb will have to listen to 311 instead. Should arrive later today!