The subway STINKS

Friday, August 03, 2018 08:43:57 AM from Twitter for Android

It's 12:22 and I'm over here at Jones bea at the Jimmy Buffet tailgate and I'm ready to break the seal

Thursday, August 02, 2018 12:23:08 PM from Twitter for Android

Garbage UX on @dunkindonuts perks website. If I locked out my PW from guessing, then successfully reset it with the forgot PW link, you should unlock the account after a pw reset. https://t.co/CyHMrQXRdK

Wednesday, August 01, 2018 02:12:02 AM from Twitter Web Client

@Troy_Balderson @mike_pence 👨‍❤️‍👨

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Tuesday, July 31, 2018 02:13:13 AM from Twitter for Android

Yo @Troy_Balderson... Y u so heartless? https://t.co/hOrNsuO9iF

Tuesday, July 31, 2018 02:10:57 AM from Twitter for Android

The cesspool, dumpster fire @NYCTSubway continues to crumble and I couldn't have made a better decision leaving that God forsaken, dirty, overpriced city https://t.co/XXHn3aE20P

Monday, July 30, 2018 02:33:02 AM from Twitter for Android

@andrewcuomo how are those $30 million blue and gold subway tiles doing? Helping service?

Welp, at least you told @Ask_Spectrum to go fuck themselves, ya got that going for you.

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Monday, July 30, 2018 02:37:09 AM from Twitter for Android

Machine learning my ass. You know some degenerate over at Google did this on purpose. Or their machine learning algorithm is DTF https://t.co/bR5ySael8M #android #feedly

Sunday, July 29, 2018 12:43:14 AM from Twitter for Android

Yo 300 synthetic marijuana ODs in two weeks in DC? You have to be a certified IDIOT if you knowlingly smoke this garbage. And we drug test and punish people for real weed? #dafuq #priorities https://t.co/41tSYLET44

Saturday, July 28, 2018 03:18:04 AM from Twitter for Android

HOLY SHIT! ANOTHER TOWEL RACK!!!11 I MUST BUY THIS HOUSE https://t.co/cesk6plQr1

Saturday, July 28, 2018 01:34:45 AM from Twitter Web Client

Are these people fucking for real with this listing photo? Your house is garbage and your photo is garbage. What makes you think this shit will sell your house. Idiot https://t.co/mu7LK7iNaj

Saturday, July 28, 2018 01:33:11 AM from Twitter Web Client

This documentation FUCKING SUCKS

https://t.co/UGVnzfDqva

Friday, July 27, 2018 03:43:40 PM from Twitter Web Client

I take full credit for this reversal: https://t.co/aZNpjWIwwE

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Thursday, July 26, 2018 10:48:00 PM from Twitter for Android

Might as well be using an 8 track...

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Thursday, July 26, 2018 08:48:44 PM from Twitter for Android