Everyone knows what happened in 1929 tho amirite?

https://t.co/Klsm6fU2zt

Thursday, July 19, 2018 11:28:05 AM from Twitter for Android

How is it that Google gets sued for forcing its Google Apps stack on anyone with an Android when Apple does the SAME thing. They preinstall Safari, their mail app, their calendar app, photos, etc

Wednesday, July 18, 2018 12:38:25 PM from Twitter Web Client

The guy who leads this bitch doesn't know the difference between the words would and wouldn't https://t.co/y8xLf4Oo1c

Wednesday, July 18, 2018 04:56:55 AM from Twitter for Android

Great Danes are big dumb dumbs

Wednesday, July 18, 2018 12:43:55 AM from Twitter for Android

I'm out at a wine event and wifey's got a stomach bug and now I have to drink double and I'm about to blackout rn

Tuesday, July 17, 2018 07:45:04 PM from Twitter for Android

@AjitPaiFCC Good job for once, doofus.👏

https://t.co/7T4gr59wkc

Tuesday, July 17, 2018 01:30:30 AM from Twitter for Android

I was looking at a tweet of dude ripping on Russian politics and then my Twitter app crashed.

Tuesday, July 17, 2018 01:28:47 AM from Twitter for Android

Also, don't rip on Russia or else they'll find you. They'll hack your emails. And then they'll end up poisoning you with radioactive polonium or Novichok

In reply to @portfolioso's tweet

Tuesday, July 17, 2018 01:33:04 AM from Twitter for Android

Ever since @googlechrome enabled this site isolation shit, the browser is laggy AF and I even have a surfacebook. Suck it @intel with your shitty processor design. We're regressing here instead of advancing

Tuesday, July 17, 2018 12:45:09 AM from Twitter Web Client

Jesus Christ. I take ONE Friday off and my team manages to break the entire build system and also deployed an old version of one of our apps because they didn't git pull before making changes.

Monday, July 16, 2018 10:09:43 AM from Twitter Web Client

@AjitPaiFCC @StateDept @ECAatState @TechGirls Did they have to pay $225 to take that picture with you?

In reply to @AjitPaiFCC's tweet

Thursday, July 12, 2018 05:06:18 PM from Twitter Web Client

@AjitPaiFCC @StateDept @ECAatState @TechGirls As educated young women pursuing technology careers, surely they realized @AjitPaiFCC is a corporate sellout joke who does not do anything to protect consumers' rights.

Resign.

In reply to @portfolioso's tweet

Thursday, July 12, 2018 05:08:22 PM from Twitter Web Client

New blog post: Jaggoff Ajit Pai Finally Decides to Overhaul FCC Comment System Only After He Corruptly Gets His Way https://t.co/0hnDbHe0DV

Thursday, July 12, 2018 12:42:52 AM from Portfolioso.com Blog

@senjudiciary @WSJ @POTUS He's a dumbass bitch who wants to block websites on the internet like we're the Great Firewall of China.

In reply to @senjudiciary's tweet

Tuesday, July 10, 2018 08:44:47 PM from Twitter Web Client

Jesus fucking Christ

https://t.co/qBgAmzGTvk

Tuesday, July 10, 2018 03:06:41 PM from Twitter for Android