@AjitPaiFCC YOU ARE NOT DOING YOUR JOB, SIR. THE FCC IS NOT SHUT DOWN. YOU ARE A MISERABLE FAILURE CORPORATE SHILL https://t.co/HUpNpNWjRp

Tuesday, January 15, 2019 09:55:18 PM from Twitter for Android

New blog post: Have 49 Tarrant County Texas Republicans Lost Their Goddamned, Ignorant, Hick-Assed Minds? https://t.co/zQJbOcALbd

Friday, January 11, 2019 03:00:40 AM from Portfolioso.com Blog

@BrendanCarrFCC Dude tries to destroy the internet and expects to get honored?! Get lost

In reply to @BrendanCarrFCC's tweet

Tuesday, January 08, 2019 03:11:57 PM from Twitter for Android

Just listened to a 7 minute rant from high school of pops scratching his new glasses on the first day

1) I haven't laughed that hard in years
2) This is where I get it from :/

Sunday, January 06, 2019 03:01:07 AM from Twitter Web Client

My company takes so goddamn long to approve my travel that the flights go up $200 by the time I'm able to book it

Fucking morons. Their inefficiency costs them

Sunday, January 06, 2019 02:22:38 AM from Twitter Web Client

I never heard of a Peloton before but all of a sudden it's all the rage. I think it's dumb af. So you have to pay like $2000 for a bike AND a monthly fee?

Thursday, January 03, 2019 10:18:52 PM from Twitter for Android

"Just as new life will come from death, love will come at leisure.
Love of love, love of life and giving without measure
Gives in return a wondrous yearn of a promise almost seen.
Live hand-in-hand and together we'll stand on the threshold of a dream"

-The Dream

Thursday, January 03, 2019 01:40:56 AM from Twitter Web Client

What a fuckin jagoff @AjitPaiFCC https://t.co/BXlf52LwiC

Wednesday, January 02, 2019 05:30:01 PM from Twitter for Android

I'm the fuckin worst at beer pong. Legit hit 2 cups all 2019. Well. I have 17 years to practice before been okays. Gotta be a cool pops

Tuesday, January 01, 2019 03:18:31 AM from Twitter for Android

I've walked "not a number" miles today! @internetofshit https://t.co/TO7jclm4mF

Monday, December 31, 2018 10:09:13 PM from Twitter for Android

@Dlink IFTTT and Google Home cannot control my smart plug right now. Only the official app can. Is something down?

Monday, December 31, 2018 06:10:36 PM from Twitter Web Client

EPA: "How dare they appoint this Nancy Pelosi liberal to give us shit for how we're hurting everyone by allowing more pollution!"

https://t.co/WR9xqfujQ6

Monday, December 31, 2018 03:22:09 AM from Twitter Web Client

What's a Post Malone?

Sunday, December 30, 2018 03:29:05 AM from Twitter Web Client

Bunch of fucking morons over at the @epa. The EPA is in favor of giving people cancer. #eatadick https://t.co/IXiZxcMO1e

Saturday, December 29, 2018 11:20:50 PM from Twitter for Android

@ky9 Have you considered referring him to https://t.co/JSsw28MRhE?

In reply to @ky9's tweet

Friday, December 28, 2018 01:49:12 AM from Twitter Web Client