The United States is a garbage country

Tuesday, June 26, 2018 01:32:43 PM from Twitter Web Client

What in the actual fuck did @googlechrome do to their UI in Canary? it literally looks like we went back in time 5 years to Firefox's UI

Tuesday, June 26, 2018 01:28:53 PM from Twitter Web Client

Lol.. this dude played like 10 games total and spent the other 12 years on the DL https://t.co/tUItPiRwap

Monday, June 25, 2018 09:27:26 PM from Twitter for Android

Just because the kid on the photo of Time wasn't separated doesn't mean hundreds of others weren't so if you point out that cover is a lie, it's symbolism, you inbred idiots.

Sunday, June 24, 2018 06:59:03 AM from Twitter for Android

Just finished Coco .....Annnnnnnd I'm bawling.

Saturday, June 23, 2018 11:23:02 PM from Twitter for Android

There isn't enough money in existence you could pay me to live anywhere near these shitholes and make me do that commute. I'd honestly rather live in Flint MI with the lead water https://t.co/KZF9yOf0iK

Saturday, June 23, 2018 09:23:26 PM from Twitter for Android

Flat Earthers: How do you explain airplanes very far in the distance that leave vapor trails traveling straight up or down?

Tuesday, June 19, 2018 01:37:53 PM from Twitter Web Client

This nice family is over here taking video of their kids in the pool and I'm over here with my degenerates drinking in the background of it

Monday, June 18, 2018 07:50:45 PM from Twitter for Android

I'm not even shitting you... There was literally a guy in my clubhouse dropping a deuce spread eagle with the stall door wide open. #dafuq

Wednesday, June 13, 2018 08:21:23 PM from Twitter for Android

I guess i should clear up that this was a bathroom stall. Not just in the middle of the place

In reply to @portfolioso's tweet

Wednesday, June 13, 2018 08:24:55 PM from Twitter for Android

RT @BarstoolJJ: #NeverForget #SubwaySeries https://t.co/YTtYFGfLQI

Saturday, June 09, 2018 12:24:22 AM from Twitter for Android

@artalexakis your show was tight. You want to chill with us at this middle of nowhere casino, right?

Friday, June 08, 2018 10:20:40 PM from Twitter for Android

Everclear is playing a free show in Columbus. Art Alexakis fucks

Friday, June 08, 2018 07:46:17 PM from Twitter for Android

I just went through the Taco Bell drive through with a train conductor's hat on... This is my life status rn..

Thursday, June 07, 2018 12:01:51 AM from Twitter for Android

Yo @AjitPaiFCC I just told ya boy to eat a dick https://t.co/z3NfTgnTCk

Thursday, May 31, 2018 03:20:30 PM from Twitter for Android