My phones at 2% so later tweeple. I'll be in Athens drinking

Saturday, May 19, 2018 12:53:08 AM from Twitter for Android

Pony's on, so biddies getting preggo

Saturday, May 19, 2018 12:52:34 AM from Twitter for Android

How in the actual fuck does it take 40 minutes at dumpster fire LaGuardia to taxi to a runway to take off on.

Friday, May 18, 2018 01:59:55 PM from Twitter for Android

Dollar pizza in NYC is sexxxxx

Thursday, May 17, 2018 11:50:12 PM from Twitter for Android

Just wanted to point out... Eric Clapton's solo, acoustic-ish version of Layla is 🔥flames

Thursday, May 17, 2018 06:04:44 PM from Twitter for Android

While @AjitPaiFCC is a fuckup asshole, and I agree with a free and open internet, THIS SHOULD NOT BE A DEMOCRAT VS REPUBLICAN ISSUE https://t.co/XGgc9rwoLg

Thursday, May 17, 2018 04:40:05 PM from Twitter for Android

It's a common sense issue. It's a greedy evil isp trying to fuck over consumers issue. Not partisan shit. This country sux

In reply to @portfolioso's tweet

Thursday, May 17, 2018 04:41:02 PM from Twitter for Android

@AjitPaiFCC Repealing net neutrality is separate and unequal. Even worse. You're a moron corporate shill.

In reply to @AjitPaiFCC's tweet

Thursday, May 17, 2018 03:45:28 PM from Twitter for Android

@mikeofcc @CoxComm Net neutrality is important you idiot

In reply to @mikeofcc's tweet

Thursday, May 17, 2018 03:43:57 PM from Twitter for Android

Yeah this guys' fulla shit. Weed doesn't work like that

https://t.co/WuErbQ5EhE

Thursday, May 17, 2018 12:22:44 PM from Twitter for Android

Hey @AjitPaiFCC: GO FUCK YORSELF
(Although it won't get past the house or ya boy Donnie). But you're still a fuckup asshole corporate shill

https://t.co/stTsYb1obm

Wednesday, May 16, 2018 04:22:07 PM from Twitter for Android

The Slack Windows 10 app is a piece of shit

Wednesday, May 16, 2018 12:48:54 PM from Twitter Web Client

Now someone shit the train... This one time, I am innocent of the ripass

Tuesday, May 15, 2018 10:15:35 PM from Twitter for Android

Hardoooo Metro North conductor made this older lady take her feet off the seat even though she had her shoes off. And no fucks were given as she put them right back up after he left.

Tuesday, May 15, 2018 10:13:59 PM from Twitter for Android

This woman is savage though. Flat out take her feet down when the guy comes by and puts em right back up after he's passed

In reply to @portfolioso's tweet

Tuesday, May 15, 2018 10:22:58 PM from Twitter for Android