Yo where's my neighbor driving off to at this hour? It's almost 3am on a weeknight in the middle of suburbia. Guy's literally an older white dude who shut off all his lights to keep trick or treaters away. What could he possibly be doing?
Thursday, November 01, 2018 02:43:28 AM from Twitter for Android
New blog post: "The Microsoft Surfacebook Is a Piece of Shit" Rant of the Century https://t.co/jiHgSpxJIG
Thursday, November 01, 2018 01:07:15 AM from Portfolioso.com Blog
Hey @googlechrome how about fixing the blatantly obvious bug where there is no cursor in the address bar on Android 9 on my Pixel 2
Wednesday, October 31, 2018 07:07:59 PM from Twitter for Android
Technology is goddamn infuriating. Everything is a buggy piece of shit. Nothing works right. Product owners are overpaid assholes who add useless features and don't focus on a smooth experience
Monday, October 29, 2018 01:28:51 AM from Twitter for Android
Waze and Android Auto? Garbage UX and bugs
Samsung Smart TVs? Beautiful displays, garbage software
Google Play Movies sends me a note that the upgraded a movie to 4K for free. And it doesn't fucking play
Monday, October 29, 2018 01:31:02 AM from Twitter for Android
Everything is shit. No one tests anything. Blatantly obvious bugs preventing things from working. Fire everyone .
Monday, October 29, 2018 01:31:45 AM from Twitter for Android
Missed my entire fucking Halloween party because I recommended against something but my boss made us do it anyway at 7PM on Friday and then another asshole engineer broke the cluster and boom, 5 hours wasted.
Everyone can eat a dick
Monday, October 29, 2018 01:33:00 AM from Twitter for Android
Fucking Microsoft and it's Windows 10 updates 1) Deleting people's files 2) Intel pushing bad audio drivers through Windows updates
Why? They are more concerned with stupid fucking features like 3D paint.
Get the fuck out of here. Will you assholes release stable shit?
Monday, October 29, 2018 01:35:11 AM from Twitter for Android
We are so technologically advanced as a society, yet nothing fucking has good user experience and I'm motherfucking sick of it.
Monday, October 29, 2018 01:36:10 AM from Twitter for Android
Keep it up and I quit. I'm going to move to the backwoods and give up all modern technology. Just disappear off the radar and become a lumberjack in Alaska like fuckin Dexter (what a garbage ending btw)
Monday, October 29, 2018 01:37:47 AM from Twitter for Android
Slack is using 45% CPU
Monday, October 29, 2018 03:24:07 AM from Twitter for Android
My Surfacebook takes 10 minutes to boot, no exaggeration.
Yes, I checked startup programs. Yes, I ran sfc and dsim... Yes, I have plenty of disk space and it's an SSD. No fix in sight.
#fuckssake
Monday, October 29, 2018 03:27:36 AM from Twitter Web Client
Ken Rosenthal is a goddamn goofball
Saturday, October 27, 2018 03:34:56 AM from Twitter Web Client
Suck it Boston
Saturday, October 27, 2018 03:32:01 AM from Twitter Web Client
Jesus Fucking Christ, @Microsoft... I get a weird RDP error and clicking the help button opens a Bing search on how to use RDP, rather than providing useful info on the error? This is an insult to my intelligence. Do you think I'm a greenhorn? https://t.co/kv1Tye8XpE
Saturday, October 27, 2018 01:38:33 AM from Twitter Web Client