Fuck this shit.. we need to ban glypohosate NOW https://t.co/h5T6GwWgkU
Saturday, March 23, 2019 04:51:17 AM from Twitter for Android
The fucking IRS didn't waste any time taking my damn money. I scheduled a payment for Monday, 3/25 and they drafted it from my account RIGHT NOW. At 2:30 AM on a Saturday #eatadick
Saturday, March 23, 2019 02:42:08 AM from Twitter for Android
@Andrew_Hopper @SamsungMobile @SamsungHelpUK @Samsung @PaulOBrien @AndroidAuth @androidcentral @verge @UnboxTherapy @MKBHD This is so damn stupid. It's more ergonomic to have the reader on the back of the phone and to use your index finger. Very poor design to have the sensor show up in bright sunlight and screen protectors can obscure it.
@madebygoogle: don't you ever pull this crap with the Pixels
I need to take a shower because I stink of that theater bitch's perfume - just from being in the seat next to her
These guinea pigs the wife impulse purchased in 2015 really need to kick the bucket soon on the grounds that they're a pain in the ass to take care of and I have more imoirtant priorities
If I wasn't around, the place would look like Tobacco Road, and as the dedicated housekeeper, I don't have time or patience for these rats to stink up an entire room of the house and require a 20 min cage cleaning each week
I didn't sign to for this shit
I mean... I won't hurt or neglect them... They're helpless rodents... But if they vanished, I'd be better off
They should make it legal to shoot a person who wears 5 gallons of perfume to a Broadway show
Thursday, March 21, 2019 09:11:06 PM from Twitter for Android
This lady next to me smells like striaght up HOOKER
Thursday, March 21, 2019 09:11:34 PM from Twitter for Android
Absolute savage. Just took a leak and the urinal cake smells better. For fucks sake
Thursday, March 21, 2019 09:12:10 PM from Twitter for Android
My NY asshole-ness came out real hard. Ruthless. Bet this Miss Piggy looking bitch won't be wearing perfume in public again after hearing my mouth run
Thursday, March 21, 2019 09:16:09 PM from Twitter for Android
@ky9 @GovNedLamont Metro North stinks. The highways stinks. It all stinks.
Thursday, March 21, 2019 06:59:50 PM from Twitter for Android
Welp, there goes the fuckin bracket...
Thursday, March 21, 2019 06:59:00 PM from Twitter for Android
AKA Poor Person Airfare: https://t.co/cHjBs9icQO