Who gives two shits about a goddamn bezel? Notches are idiotic, speaker bumps are idiotic, and that rounded corners shit Samsung does is idiotic.

https://t.co/203LK8xPNi

Sunday, July 21, 2019 01:31:26 AM from Twitter for Android

🖕coal
https://t.co/uQ4KfVNypp

Friday, July 19, 2019 11:43:34 AM from Twitter for Android

Dumb bastards @EPA

https://t.co/u0A6mAjTBY

Thursday, July 18, 2019 10:27:35 PM from Twitter for Android

Christ Almighty, this woman's face is a gosh dang horror movie. https://t.co/eoYQWp3y2t

Tuesday, July 16, 2019 11:59:54 PM from Twitter for Android

I'll turn this thing around
I'll turn it upside down
I'll turn it into sounds to sing

Saturday, July 13, 2019 03:18:25 AM from Twitter for Android

I was on a journey trying to figure things out and this song came on. I broke down because of its haunting and sepulchral beauty. Granted it's in French's and I have no idea what they're saying, there is an English version with Anton singing

https://t.co/PFqL11uxyS

Saturday, July 13, 2019 03:11:28 AM from Twitter for Android

Forgotten Grave

Saturday, July 13, 2019 03:04:56 AM from Twitter for Android

Getting all my window trim replaced on my house because M/I Homes thought it was a good idea to use fuckin corregated cardboard so it could soak in water over 10 years and rot my plywood. Cheap assholes. Use PVC

Tuesday, July 09, 2019 10:43:59 AM from Twitter Web Client

I hope it's revealed that this braindead fuck didn't pay a dime of state taxes and causes public outrage. https://t.co/ykp3bN7ULR

But even if it is, I'm sure his followers will still not see anything wrong

Monday, July 08, 2019 04:14:32 PM from Twitter Web Client

I just ran out of mother fuckin propane at my bbq. I'm going to blame the previous owner for being an asshole and having a spare natural gas line available but not hooking up the outdoor kitchen to it

Thursday, July 04, 2019 07:45:21 PM from Twitter for Android

Hey @MikeDeWine: Go eat yourself. Kasich vetoed this because he knew it'd get struck down

https://t.co/f0cpfnwO66

Wednesday, July 03, 2019 09:42:18 PM from Twitter for Android

Everyone's a moron

Monday, June 24, 2019 06:27:14 PM from Twitter Web Client

Whoever over at Google works on Chrome's password manager are a bunch of goddamn incompetent assholes. How can you not determine the difference between two subdomains? I locked my accounts out like 95 times because of this shit

Monday, June 24, 2019 04:01:26 PM from Twitter Web Client

Trump is a flat earther

Thursday, June 20, 2019 03:53:18 PM from Twitter for Android