I'm the fuckin worst at beer pong. Legit hit 2 cups all 2019. Well. I have 17 years to practice before been okays. Gotta be a cool pops

Tuesday, January 01, 2019 03:18:31 AM from Twitter for Android

I've walked "not a number" miles today! @internetofshit https://t.co/TO7jclm4mF

Monday, December 31, 2018 10:09:13 PM from Twitter for Android

@Dlink IFTTT and Google Home cannot control my smart plug right now. Only the official app can. Is something down?

Monday, December 31, 2018 06:10:36 PM from Twitter Web Client

EPA: "How dare they appoint this Nancy Pelosi liberal to give us shit for how we're hurting everyone by allowing more pollution!"

https://t.co/WR9xqfujQ6

Monday, December 31, 2018 03:22:09 AM from Twitter Web Client

What's a Post Malone?

Sunday, December 30, 2018 03:29:05 AM from Twitter Web Client

Bunch of fucking morons over at the @epa. The EPA is in favor of giving people cancer. #eatadick https://t.co/IXiZxcMO1e

Saturday, December 29, 2018 11:20:50 PM from Twitter for Android

@ky9 Have you considered referring him to https://t.co/JSsw28MRhE?

Friday, December 28, 2018 01:49:12 AM from Twitter Web Client

Shame on @WebMD's dumpster fire website. They must detect if you have an adblocker and continually aggressively try to load ads. Ublock stopped 700 of them on one page in 2 minutes and they keep trying to load more! Froze my entire browser

Thursday, December 27, 2018 08:44:18 PM from Twitter for Android

The new @googlechrome UI looks like hideous asshole, and they removed the flag to use the old UI.

Thursday, December 27, 2018 05:31:11 PM from Twitter for Android

Google AI is whack. What part of wishing each other Merry Christmas warrants a happy birthday reply? Frosty? https://t.co/80WH3u5jmV

Tuesday, December 25, 2018 12:15:32 AM from Twitter for Android

Somehow, I stumbled onto AIM logs from 2004 and I had chats of decoy screennames talking to random shady people about hosting "warez" on their computers via DSL modem

goodness gracious.

Monday, December 24, 2018 01:42:55 AM from Twitter Web Client

Ehhh what does ICE know? According to them, all white people are the same, anyways

https://t.co/KF1o4KLi26

Wednesday, December 19, 2018 03:52:06 AM from Twitter Web Client

Beautiful, Clean, Coal @realDonaldTrump

https://t.co/2vVELsXP9w

Wednesday, December 19, 2018 01:35:39 AM from Twitter Web Client

Hey @netflix how do I turn this crap off? https://t.co/F3Gf42uSKA

Saturday, December 15, 2018 11:02:16 PM from Twitter for Android