I got on the plane late so of course the fuckin guy here first stole the armrest and power outlet.

This whole experience is an F-

The Columbus airport is a dream. LGA is giving me cancer

Friday, August 09, 2019 05:01:43 PM from Twitter for Android

Nice jetbridge, @LGAairport. Fucking shithole. The board was wrong, the flight was delayed, the @Delta gate agent was asshole and now I have to get on a bus. The FUCK is this. https://t.co/nnDd91vA7b

Friday, August 09, 2019 04:52:03 PM from Twitter for Android

Travel sites need to have an "avoid layovers at LaGuardia" option because this place is the 7th circle of hell

Friday, August 09, 2019 03:21:56 PM from Twitter for Android

Are they outside their fucking minds here at LaGuardia with these prices? $10.75 for a pint of Bud light? I can see 6-8 for NYC but Christ almighty... https://t.co/nD1ShCoqhD

Friday, August 09, 2019 01:03:19 PM from Twitter for Android

I have to take a leak and it takes longer to taxi to the goddamn gate at shithole LaGuardia than the flight does from Columbus.

Friday, August 09, 2019 12:35:47 PM from Twitter for Android

Thanks Delta. I booked a poor person basic economy ticket and somehow ended up in Comfort+

Friday, August 09, 2019 10:53:37 AM from Twitter for Android

I'm watching Queer Eye and that older dude who lost his dog just adopted a new one from the shelter. Annnd I'm bawling

Wednesday, August 07, 2019 09:39:08 PM from Twitter for Android

This Nest is a gimmicky piece of shit product. Doesn't even maintain the setpoint. Why did it ever let it get to 73 and not call for AC when the setpoint is 72? Their support STINKS. Entry level a crap. https://t.co/Oageccv4YA

Wednesday, August 07, 2019 02:57:50 AM from Twitter for Android

The fucking @EPA is a pro cancer organization. All these policies are making people ill.
https://t.co/lo0dwI1xe1

Wednesday, July 31, 2019 11:32:16 AM from Twitter for Android

I'm working with a dev who's a braindead simpleton. I sent him a wiki explaining clearly wtf was going on and this is the third day in a row the dude has no clue

Monday, July 29, 2019 02:57:13 PM from Twitter Web App

@EPA Andrew Wheeler is a fucking disgrace. Anyone who voted not to ban this shit should have it sprayed on their children and see what happens. Maybe it'll eliminate idiots from the gene pool.

https://t.co/jHVj72PA6M

Sunday, July 21, 2019 02:47:06 PM from Twitter for Android

@ConEdison is garbage and @andrewcuomo should kick them the fuck out of NY. Sky high electric rates and they can't keep the power on.

Also @realDonaldTrump and @GOP:
Stop ignoring global warming you fucking cunts
https://t.co/LKqSKAHLuw

Sunday, July 21, 2019 02:18:41 AM from Twitter for Android

MY GUYS ARE FUCKING SAVAGES IN THE FUCKING BOX https://t.co/E4qwsBm7vE

Sunday, July 21, 2019 01:32:35 AM from Twitter for Android