Also what I do at 2am on Sunday morning: Fixed the meta viewport issue so https://t.co/5oYiOpMTZe's graphic is not microscopic on mobile devices

Sunday, April 28, 2019 02:10:21 AM from Twitter Web Client

Ansible is driving me fucking bananas right now

Sunday, April 28, 2019 02:03:08 AM from Twitter Web Client

Ok here's the thing! Cancel all the highly paid, all-star weaklings on the injured list. These no name kids are killin it. World Series back on.

Thursday, April 25, 2019 01:40:38 AM from Twitter for Android

Maybe I'm being a cynical Yankee fan over here... I should be happy we're up 6-5 after bitching all night but all I can think of is "which bullpen asshole is going to blow the save?"

Thursday, April 25, 2019 01:21:44 AM from Twitter for Android

Gary Sanchez fields like a goddamn 4 year old tee baller

Wednesday, April 24, 2019 11:11:27 PM from Twitter for Android

Jesus Christ, CC

Wednesday, April 24, 2019 11:08:13 PM from Twitter for Android

ISPs and governments can go eat a dick https://t.co/PdExIvMlQb

Wednesday, April 24, 2019 10:20:15 PM from Twitter for Android

I just want to go to bed. Picked the wrong game to get invested into...

Tuesday, April 23, 2019 02:13:16 AM from Twitter for Android

Jesus H. Christ

Tuesday, April 23, 2019 01:55:21 AM from Twitter for Android

This game is harshing my mellow right now

Tuesday, April 23, 2019 01:52:29 AM from Twitter for Android

Jesus Christ, Chapman... This can never be easy, can it? You're giving me agita over here

Tuesday, April 23, 2019 01:47:08 AM from Twitter for Android

https://t.co/0T2GNVP8YY https://t.co/UcxKcRr2ku

Friday, April 19, 2019 02:31:53 AM from Twitter for Android

Then you have @Starbucks taking away all my stars. I just joined the loyalty program last month and they changed it? The FUCK?!?!??

Friday, April 19, 2019 02:26:32 AM from Twitter for Android

I'm a new dad and literally racked up like 200 stars in the past month because wifey and I only end up going on Starbucks dates now and they took all my stars away.

Eat a dick

In reply to @portfolioso's tweet

Friday, April 19, 2019 02:28:13 AM from Twitter for Android

@dunkindonuts would never pull this shit. Need to open up more locations in my area because I'm mad at Starbucks.

In reply to @portfolioso's tweet

Friday, April 19, 2019 02:29:03 AM from Twitter for Android