When is it going to stop raining? My sump pump has been kicking on every 5 minutes. I'm pumping a damn river out into the street. Send all excess water to India! They need it more than we do 🇮🇳
240 years before Jeebus, some dude used shadows to calculate Earth's circumference and was only off by 16%.. Today, we've got morons believing that the Earth is flat 😕
Also in this tweet: Ajit Pai is a FOOL https://t.co/b3NiLJ75fN
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Wednesday, June 19, 2019 11:27:14 AM from Twitter for Android
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Wednesday, June 19, 2019 11:26:51 AM from Twitter for Android
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Wednesday, June 19, 2019 11:26:29 AM from Twitter for Android
Why the f do light almond colored outlets, switches and switchplates even exist. Easiest way to make a house look dated AF. Nothing clean and modern like gray walls with white outlets and plates
Let's talk about how nom Pocky is. God bless the Japanese
@AEPOhio Thx, reported it through the app, so we're all good. Just ranting because it's been very unreliable lately. We just had a 4 hour outage last week
Thursday, June 13, 2019 01:37:01 PM from Twitter for Android
@ky9 @Target Lmao! Mal did this. Sooo much online shopping during overnight feedings
Thursday, June 13, 2019 01:32:47 PM from Twitter for Android
@AEPOhio how many goddamn times is the power going to go out? The fuck is this, a third world country?
Thursday, June 13, 2019 01:31:48 PM from Twitter for Android
Orbit turntables are overpriced pieces of shit. $350 and it doesn't even have an auto-returning arm. You can't even change the speed without dicking around with the external belt, which stretches out and renders the whole thing useless
Every couple years you need to buy a new belt. The fuck kind of shit is that about? Why is it so expensive? Is the sound quality really that good? There are $100 turntables with speed levers and auto-return arms.
My dad has an Technics from the 70s. Magnetic drive. Can't kill that thing. Today, these fuckin hipster designers think it's cool to make a $350 manual turntable with 0 bells and whistles.
@owletbabycare I've worked in tech for the past 10 years. Whose idea was it to create a second Android app that requires re-registering for a new account? You couldn't use the same authentication and upgrade the original app? This is bananas!
PS - The smart sock is awesome