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Protip: Don't feed dog dark leafy, stringy, greens... You will end up pulling it out of their butt because said leaf gets stuck

Tuesday, March 19, 2019 02:41:59 PM from Twitter for Android

EPA KEEPS REMOVING ENVIRONMENTAL REGULATIONS AND YOU ARE PROMOTING FOSSIL FUELS YOU GOD DAMN IGNORAMUS. Top of what list? https://t.co/esDdgwE02B

Sunday, March 17, 2019 01:45:24 AM from Twitter for Android

@XtinaSchelin Check the rev checker tooltips

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Sunday, March 17, 2019 01:35:14 AM from Twitter for Android

Carbon monoxide you dumb shit... It's like going to sleep. Problem solved. @MikeDeWine

DeWine not sure Ohio can come up with a constitutional execution method https://t.co/ET96xeb3EB

Sunday, March 17, 2019 01:34:27 AM from Twitter for Android

@Android are you guys serious with Android Q's ugly ass black notch cutout in screenshots? Fix that shit before it gets released

Saturday, March 16, 2019 08:29:32 AM from Twitter for Android

@googlephotos Ya'll might want to work with the Chrome Canary team... I can't drag and drop upload more than 9 photos at a time without the upload process stopping

Friday, March 15, 2019 11:13:09 PM from Twitter Web App

New blog post: This Fox News Opinion Piece on Marijuana is Laugh Out Loud Funny, Fear Mongering Ignorance https://t.co/kFLrcxOPD2

Friday, March 15, 2019 04:35:14 PM from Portfolioso.com Blog

@ky9 I'm on the abusers list. They're watching me

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Monday, March 11, 2019 07:49:00 AM from Twitter for Android

@ky9 Beeb will have to listen to 311 instead. Should arrive later today!

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Monday, March 11, 2019 06:41:10 AM from Twitter for Android

Fuckin jackass https://t.co/oLCbXrUlq7

Sunday, March 10, 2019 12:51:54 AM from Twitter Web Client

It is impossible to make the @Microsoft @surface Book sleep. If you breathe on the damn thing wrong, it wakes up again. Sleep mode never works. What a waste of energy. Have to power it off and just deal with a cold boot every time.

Friday, March 08, 2019 02:13:00 AM from Twitter for Android

This doofus wants to build a wall, but uses an analogy of how people break down walls: https://t.co/VmOPZZ1eAG

Thursday, March 07, 2019 01:04:15 AM from Twitter Web App

An old white politician who actually is making some sense! Rare. https://t.co/4bth07eUaH

Thursday, March 07, 2019 12:50:59 AM from Twitter for Android

👍👍👍

https://t.co/gCfalKSlP3

Tuesday, March 05, 2019 03:24:16 AM from Twitter for Android

@jimmatherly Y U HATE THE GAYS? JESUS SAYS LOVE THY NEIGHBOR.

Friday, March 01, 2019 08:38:31 PM from Twitter for Android