Not quite, Google https://t.co/FOcyrzmHCx
Sunday, November 03, 2019 05:19:21 PM from Twitter for Android
Benjamin Franklin was a diabolical asshole for coming up with daylight savings time.
Saturday, November 02, 2019 08:21:45 PM from Twitter for Android
Let's talk about how it's no longer 1785 and we have electricity, so there's no need to fuck around with time anymore.
Saturday, November 02, 2019 08:23:48 PM from Twitter for Android
I always used to like fall back. Extra hour of sleep, right? Wrong!
Some of us have babies that won't sleep a second past 6am... Guess who's going to be up at 5 tomorrow?!?!
Saturday, November 02, 2019 08:25:59 PM from Twitter for Android
@VenmoSupport Question on the Android App... I got a new device and do not see each person's payment history. Is that stored locally? Why would this not be restored from your end
@VenmoSupport Nevermind! Figured it out
Welp. Tried to do a solid and pay the @MTA my $85 toll bill from September, but looks like their inept system won't allow it.
Oh I'm out of state. Try to collect. https://t.co/dOXRPmK1yF
These Yankees are not playing like a world series championship team
Saturday, October 19, 2019 10:49:58 PM from Twitter for Android
Everyone's a moron in post apocalyptic TV shows.
Saturday, October 19, 2019 12:35:49 AM from Twitter for Android
THREE WINS IN A ROW. DO IT FOR CC
Friday, October 18, 2019 08:33:53 PM from Twitter for Android
Funny how good @niantic is at collecting location data when you're not playing the game... When I am playing the game, the location detection is SHIT
https://t.co/CsHFWpuNWS
Friday, October 18, 2019 09:52:33 AM from Twitter for Android
Gary Sanchez, hitting under .100 in the ALCS, can go fuck himself, striking out like that with the bases loaded
Thursday, October 17, 2019 08:39:24 PM from Twitter for Android
I'll take getting out of that jam with just a bad pitch solo shot... Sevy once again pitching in and out of jams and giving me a heart condition over here, just like the ALDS
Maybe stop doing that and have a couple 1-2-3 innings, eh? Your pitch count is TOO DAMN HIGH
Jesus fuckin Christ, Severino