Jesus Fucking Christ. What kind of inbred morons try to legislate things that are scientifically impossible? These assholes would rather see a woman die than to "murder" an ectopic embryo? Good Lord! https://t.co/auelrlVskj

Friday, November 29, 2019 07:33:29 PM from Twitter for Android

"The bill is sponsored by representatives Candice Keller and Ron Hood, and co-sponsored by 19 members of Ohio’s 99-member House."

In reply to @portfolioso's tweet

Friday, November 29, 2019 07:36:29 PM from Twitter for Android

Candice Keller is the same cunt that blamed drag queens for the Dayton shooting. Who votes for these people?

Fucking Muppet face. https://t.co/6Dk0fcVtre

In reply to @portfolioso's tweet

Friday, November 29, 2019 07:41:58 PM from Twitter for Android

This is a live Google estimate of how busy my local Walmart is right now compared to normal. #BlackFriday https://t.co/uFPH5xTfQx

Thursday, November 28, 2019 10:15:31 PM from Twitter for Android

It's giving me anxiety just looking at that. #BlackFriday is IDIODIC AF. You have to be OUTSIDE your mind to stand in line like a poor to save a few dollars

In reply to @portfolioso's tweet

Thursday, November 28, 2019 10:18:46 PM from Twitter for Android

#BlackFriday isn't worth my time, aggravation, traffic, and lines. I do not need anything badly enough to deal with all that shit. People literally die in stampedes. It's like the NYC subways in there - no regard for human life. I don't need that crap

In reply to @portfolioso's tweet

Thursday, November 28, 2019 10:23:31 PM from Twitter for Android

Matter of fact, when I go to hell when I die, this'll be my hell. Every day will be Black Friday and I'll wake up at 2am, tired AF, to camp out in sweltering hot line at a different store. For eternity.

In reply to @portfolioso's tweet

Thursday, November 28, 2019 10:35:28 PM from Twitter for Android

@ohiochristianal This is a load of crap. This is hatred. Did Jesus judge and hate?

In reply to @ohiochristianal's tweet

Wednesday, November 27, 2019 11:00:17 AM from Twitter Web App

Christianity: Jeebus would have been worried about what bathrooms people identified with.

https://t.co/0xu7nDZRjC

Fuck out of here with this hate group. Even Scientologists, whi are batshit crazy and believe in cult alien shit, don't go around discriminating

Wednesday, November 27, 2019 10:55:01 AM from Twitter for Android

I have zero patience for this bitty in the Starbucks line being out of control basic. She asked about no less than 10 different nut milks I've never heard of in my life

Saturday, November 23, 2019 06:13:04 PM from Twitter for Android

One day the sun will swallow the earth so why does anything matter?

Thursday, November 21, 2019 05:56:05 PM from Twitter Web App

Pretty sure the flying time and the amount of time parked trying to taxi to the runway at shithole @LGAairport are equal

Saturday, November 16, 2019 10:14:01 AM from Twitter for Android

Also, let's talk about how I'm that guy. Didn't realize there was a gentleman serving drinks and I just grabbed a bear out of the ice. He was not pleased.

Friday, November 15, 2019 07:16:18 PM from Twitter for Android

F- company party. Where the f are the drink tickets and why do we only get two drinks

Friday, November 15, 2019 07:14:56 PM from Twitter for Android

@MetroNorth @MTA whose genius idea was it to cut trains out and run the 8:17 Harlem line train from Scarsdale to Southeast? You know how crowded that is? And if you miss that you need to wait until almost 9

But keep raising the fares and cutting service though. This is fine.

Thursday, November 14, 2019 11:41:07 PM from Twitter for Android

Doesn't @GooglePlayMusic have NYC based engineers? Does anyone test the fact that the app works like shit on the subway with poor connectivity?

Even offline mode doesn't load. https://t.co/DBvJrIvS3a

Thursday, November 14, 2019 08:39:14 AM from Twitter for Android