Whatever idiot @EPA scientists are saying this should be required to wash themselves in RoundUp twice a day.
https://t.co/9UgxJA093e
Wednesday, May 01, 2019 02:57:16 AM from Twitter for Android
"the benefits that glyphosate confers to growers outweigh the geographically limited risks to non-target organisms."
Translation: It'll give tons of people cancer but we don't give a shit. We don't care about human lives and would rather yield healthier crops"
Wednesday, May 01, 2019 03:00:49 AM from Twitter for Android
Fuck the fuckin EPA. Might as well abolish it and save money if they're not going to do dick to help the environment
Wednesday, May 01, 2019 03:01:38 AM from Twitter for Android
But according to Republicans, there is no global warming, glyphosate isn't a carcinogen, beautiful clean coal is good, windmills cause cancer and it's cool to unprotect millions of acres of parks to drill for fucking oil.
Drop dead in 2019 and get educated.
Wednesday, May 01, 2019 03:04:33 AM from Twitter for Android
Hey @AjitPaiFCC ... This is fucking deplorable. So you increase investment and require that 40% of ~441k rural locations get 25/3 MBPS brodband by the end 2022? This is an embarrassment. 1) those speeds stink. 2) 2022 is a long way off https://t.co/O9tDz1o4Pi
Wednesday, May 01, 2019 02:49:29 AM from Twitter for Android
United States is the fucking laughingstock of the world with its broadband speeds. For such a developed nation, why are we so behind everyone else?
Wednesday, May 01, 2019 02:50:49 AM from Twitter for Android
Asian countries have 1gig internet for the equivalent of $20/month. Costs me $65/month for 100/10. What about the hicks in the boonies on dial up trying to hit up https://t.co/DQrvHHb3RU. They deserve fast broadband too
This is an outrage, @AjitPaiFCC you corporate shill asshole
Wednesday, May 01, 2019 02:53:43 AM from Twitter for Android
IT'S GONNA BE MAY
Wow, this fuckin guy really let himself go. Aged like shit in just 5 years. Guess this is what happens when you're a terrorist asshole living in a cave in some shithole https://t.co/FxqzCkxpWu
Lawnmower: 1
Joe: 0
Pops was over last week and we tuned it up: new oil, cleaned the spark plug... Started in one pull after sitting all winter. One week later, hardly runs. Dafuq
Pulled every single muscle trying to pull the starter 800 times and also have a blister in my hand.
Centos7 can suck it with their antique yum packages. "Stability" my ass I want the latest.
Shit just works in Ubuntu. Everything's the goddamn runaround getting it working in CentOS
Also what I do at 2am on Sunday morning: Fixed the meta viewport issue so https://t.co/5oYiOpMTZe's graphic is not microscopic on mobile devices
Ansible is driving me fucking bananas right now
Ok here's the thing! Cancel all the highly paid, all-star weaklings on the injured list. These no name kids are killin it. World Series back on.
Thursday, April 25, 2019 01:40:38 AM from Twitter for Android
Maybe I'm being a cynical Yankee fan over here... I should be happy we're up 6-5 after bitching all night but all I can think of is "which bullpen asshole is going to blow the save?"
Thursday, April 25, 2019 01:21:44 AM from Twitter for Android