Shit. Gotta go back to work. I'm fuckin goooooooddd right now. Jesus.

Tuesday, May 14, 2019 03:04:07 PM from Twitter for Android

If you don't think my fat fuckin ass is eating a Premio sausage and pep tonight at the Stadium, you're sorely mistaken.

Tuesday, May 14, 2019 02:56:56 PM from Twitter for Android

Must be a slow news day for this goddamn tabloid of a paper https://t.co/yd3pQfk6ti

Tuesday, May 14, 2019 02:23:07 PM from Twitter for Android

The one time I'm actually in the office, my boss was remote and heard me calling him an asshole through my coworkers mic, who was in a call with him... Whoops

Tuesday, May 14, 2019 02:08:08 PM from Twitter for Android

No free speech anymore? I blame these radical hate group assholes for this, because now companies regulate what we can say. I can't call my governor an asshole these days? https://t.co/sGYksDRkMc

Monday, May 13, 2019 10:48:56 PM from Twitter for Android

Jesus Christ, @MikeDeWine. You're going to force this this poor 11 year old rape victim to give birth to this rapist piece of shit's child? Deny her of a proper childhood and teen years because some shithead raped her against her will? Get the Fuck lost

https://t.co/uifIcrkjkc

Monday, May 13, 2019 10:47:06 PM from Twitter for Android

Well technically it won't go into effect yet in this case, but for the future...

In reply to @portfolioso's tweet

Monday, May 13, 2019 10:50:39 PM from Twitter for Android

Lmao because the Chrome material redesign looks like ass. Edge beta actually looks nice

https://t.co/RC4iVZ2FDA

Monday, May 13, 2019 10:30:16 PM from Twitter for Android

I've been in NYC for like 10 mins and

1) half of LaGuardia's ceilings have leaks and tarps on them

2) been in a cab for 3 blocks and my anxiety is already through the roof

Monday, May 13, 2019 09:07:33 AM from Twitter for Android

My wordpress theme I'm using can go eat a dick. "Update" with no release notes or any explanation and it turns into utter garbage / I lose all customizations. For serious?

Tuesday, May 07, 2019 02:52:37 AM from Twitter Web Client

You've gotta be outside your mind to even consider a Facebook Portal. Fuck that. It's like giving those cagey bastards a portal into your living room. Sneaky ass Zuck with his garbage security, spying on you. Fuckouttahea.

Tuesday, May 07, 2019 02:00:00 AM from Twitter for Android

I hate all these motherfuckers at work

Thursday, May 02, 2019 11:32:53 AM from Twitter Web Client

Wifey is binge watching Russian Doll and now I have this fucking song stuck in my head. It's so annoying

https://t.co/CADoPIbT1i

Thursday, May 02, 2019 10:31:57 AM from Twitter Web Client

Last fucking time I buy SHIT off an Instagram ad. Never seen more garbage dumpster companies selling such low quality shit and no regard for customer service. Fucking Facebook. They ruin everything. Instagram used to be decent

Wednesday, May 01, 2019 05:05:35 PM from Twitter Web Client

But according to Republicans, there is no global warming, glyphosate isn't a carcinogen, beautiful clean coal is good, windmills cause cancer and it's cool to unprotect millions of acres of parks to drill for fucking oil.

Drop dead in 2019 and get educated.

In reply to @portfolioso's tweet

Wednesday, May 01, 2019 03:04:33 AM from Twitter for Android