Shit. Gotta go back to work. I'm fuckin goooooooddd right now. Jesus.
If you don't think my fat fuckin ass is eating a Premio sausage and pep tonight at the Stadium, you're sorely mistaken.
Must be a slow news day for this goddamn tabloid of a paper https://t.co/yd3pQfk6ti
The one time I'm actually in the office, my boss was remote and heard me calling him an asshole through my coworkers mic, who was in a call with him... Whoops
No free speech anymore? I blame these radical hate group assholes for this, because now companies regulate what we can say. I can't call my governor an asshole these days? https://t.co/sGYksDRkMc
Jesus Christ, @MikeDeWine. You're going to force this this poor 11 year old rape victim to give birth to this rapist piece of shit's child? Deny her of a proper childhood and teen years because some shithead raped her against her will? Get the Fuck lost
https://t.co/uifIcrkjkc
Well technically it won't go into effect yet in this case, but for the future...
Lmao because the Chrome material redesign looks like ass. Edge beta actually looks nice
https://t.co/RC4iVZ2FDA
I've been in NYC for like 10 mins and
1) half of LaGuardia's ceilings have leaks and tarps on them
2) been in a cab for 3 blocks and my anxiety is already through the roof
My wordpress theme I'm using can go eat a dick. "Update" with no release notes or any explanation and it turns into utter garbage / I lose all customizations. For serious?
You've gotta be outside your mind to even consider a Facebook Portal. Fuck that. It's like giving those cagey bastards a portal into your living room. Sneaky ass Zuck with his garbage security, spying on you. Fuckouttahea.
I hate all these motherfuckers at work
Wifey is binge watching Russian Doll and now I have this fucking song stuck in my head. It's so annoying
https://t.co/CADoPIbT1i
Last fucking time I buy SHIT off an Instagram ad. Never seen more garbage dumpster companies selling such low quality shit and no regard for customer service. Fucking Facebook. They ruin everything. Instagram used to be decent
But according to Republicans, there is no global warming, glyphosate isn't a carcinogen, beautiful clean coal is good, windmills cause cancer and it's cool to unprotect millions of acres of parks to drill for fucking oil.
Drop dead in 2019 and get educated.
Wednesday, May 01, 2019 03:04:33 AM from Twitter for Android