I hate fucking everything right now because devs are IDIOTS. Rant incoming:
Friday, January 24, 2020 01:38:29 AM from Twitter for Android
I just got paged because one of our web apps had a high error rate. Turns out, someone was scanning it (but very slowly) and since traffic was low, it was tossing out tons of 404s. Performance was not affected.
Friday, January 24, 2020 01:40:21 AM from Twitter for Android
Apparently, when you go to an invalid URL and it can't match a customer account, it throws a nice 404 page... But we don't wake the incall for a bunch of 404s
The fuck, right? Just wait
Friday, January 24, 2020 01:41:59 AM from Twitter for Android
On the backend, whenever it can't find an account, they throw and exception in code, which logs as a 500. Our monitoring picks that shit up. Third night in a row I was paged for no reason.
Friday, January 24, 2020 01:43:23 AM from Twitter for Android
I just went on an all out rampage in our architecture slack channel
Friday, January 24, 2020 01:43:57 AM from Twitter for Android
5 years ago: "Coconut oil is good! Eat lots of coconut oil in your diet"
Now: "Coconut oil is bad. Don't eat coconut oil"
https://t.co/uBJ10NBJtW
@sadlercj @RMerlinDev I am SO mad I bought the 87U a few years ago... Whatever bullshit chipset they went with, Asus hardly ever updates it. It's always behind Merlin builds because they don't release GPL code for it.
Also drops iOS devices like crazy. No issue with laptops or Androids
The fact that this is real life is fucking absurd. Our country has lost its goddamn mind https://t.co/nnoY2Y63B5
Saturday, January 18, 2020 09:48:31 PM from Twitter for Android
I'm watching Pick of the Litter on Disney+
So I'm sobbing, obvi.
Thursday, January 16, 2020 08:58:16 PM from Twitter for Android
A fucking raving lunatic
https://t.co/zklBPz599n
Wednesday, January 15, 2020 01:54:42 PM from Twitter Web App
Nothing new here: https://t.co/2q0Ty80Dq0
https://t.co/tETJXo8fJY
Saturday, January 11, 2020 07:19:17 PM from Twitter for Android
so jelly of this guy's setup. I want to live in a net zero house! https://t.co/d1Lajmisod
We're drinking our asses off, apparently... https://t.co/yqXCVwpxFU
Wednesday, January 08, 2020 11:34:25 PM from Twitter Web App
@ky9 Mal and I couldn't find where they toy noise was coming from last night
Friday, January 03, 2020 08:06:47 PM from Twitter for Android
@WyzeCam where I work, all our PII data is required to be scrubbed when being copied to non-prodiction environments. I'd there is any user data not scrubbed, it's secured in our same prod infrastructure
Idiots.
Tuesday, December 31, 2019 05:43:33 AM from Twitter for Android
Phone battery is constantly at 15%. My electricity is out because @AEPOhio uses scotch tape to keep the lines up and my daughter ate my USB cable so it's wet and now my phone can't even charge
Thanks @madebygoogle for giving the Pixel 4 a completely useless piece of shit battery https://t.co/jY7SAdOgZy
Monday, December 30, 2019 07:46:36 AM from Twitter for Android
Jesus Christ on the cross... I'm a grown ass man and my parents are visiting. Waited up for me to get back from this concert and I'm a little fucked up.
And I feel all of the judgment. https://t.co/vDCuzHMURb
Sunday, December 29, 2019 12:15:13 AM from Twitter for Android