I just ran out of mother fuckin propane at my bbq. I'm going to blame the previous owner for being an asshole and having a spare natural gas line available but not hooking up the outdoor kitchen to it

Thursday, July 04, 2019 07:45:21 PM from Twitter for Android

Hey @MikeDeWine: Go eat yourself. Kasich vetoed this because he knew it'd get struck down

https://t.co/f0cpfnwO66

Wednesday, July 03, 2019 09:42:18 PM from Twitter for Android

Everyone's a moron

Monday, June 24, 2019 06:27:14 PM from Twitter Web Client

Whoever over at Google works on Chrome's password manager are a bunch of goddamn incompetent assholes. How can you not determine the difference between two subdomains? I locked my accounts out like 95 times because of this shit

Monday, June 24, 2019 04:01:26 PM from Twitter Web Client

Trump is a flat earther

Thursday, June 20, 2019 03:53:18 PM from Twitter for Android

When is it going to stop raining? My sump pump has been kicking on every 5 minutes. I'm pumping a damn river out into the street. Send all excess water to India! They need it more than we do 🇮🇳

Thursday, June 20, 2019 10:14:33 AM from Twitter Web App

240 years before Jeebus, some dude used shadows to calculate Earth's circumference and was only off by 16%.. Today, we've got morons believing that the Earth is flat 😕

Also in this tweet: Ajit Pai is a FOOL https://t.co/b3NiLJ75fN

Thursday, June 20, 2019 02:05:20 AM from Twitter Web App

Cunts @epa

https://t.co/hFfeArqHL8

Thursday, June 20, 2019 12:47:47 AM from Twitter for Android

@63moon @ValaAfshar !P Blu hhhh yet;

Wednesday, June 19, 2019 11:27:14 AM from Twitter for Android

@ValaAfshar Yy

Wednesday, June 19, 2019 11:26:51 AM from Twitter for Android

@ValaAfshar M Jun of!M mk k

Wednesday, June 19, 2019 11:26:29 AM from Twitter for Android

Why the f do light almond colored outlets, switches and switchplates even exist. Easiest way to make a house look dated AF. Nothing clean and modern like gray walls with white outlets and plates

Tuesday, June 18, 2019 10:28:06 AM from Twitter Web App

Let's talk about how nom Pocky is. God bless the Japanese

Sunday, June 16, 2019 09:22:39 PM from Twitter for Android

@AEPOhio Thx, reported it through the app, so we're all good. Just ranting because it's been very unreliable lately. We just had a 4 hour outage last week

Thursday, June 13, 2019 01:37:01 PM from Twitter for Android

@ky9 @Target Lmao! Mal did this. Sooo much online shopping during overnight feedings

Thursday, June 13, 2019 01:32:47 PM from Twitter for Android