Commit messages from where I work. This was my commit https://t.co/CS7xloRKf1

Thursday, February 06, 2020 07:49:53 PM from Twitter Web App

I wish @turbotax would stop emailing me about completing my tax return and that I have "max savings" waiting. I actually owe money. You should know that already based on what I partially entered and stop emailing me a million times about how I have a big refund waiting.

Wednesday, February 05, 2020 10:11:25 PM from Twitter for Android

Anyone watch Zumbo's Just Desserts on Netflix? What's up with the bitty who just screams the time left in the challenges?

Wednesday, February 05, 2020 10:03:18 PM from Twitter for Android

RT @DadBoner: Enjoying the steamy erotic Latin flare of this year’s Supes Bowl halftime show.

Respectfully intrigued, you guys

Muy calien…

Sunday, February 02, 2020 08:29:04 PM from Twitter for Android

Arod is gonna have this guy killed

Sunday, February 02, 2020 08:20:55 PM from Twitter for Android

Does Shakira have an outie belly button?

Sunday, February 02, 2020 08:13:01 PM from Twitter for Android

Does the sun ever come out in @ColumbusGov? Pretty sure Seattle is less gloomy

Thursday, January 30, 2020 06:57:28 AM from Twitter for Android

Detective Rex Kiser, who conducts digital forensic examinations for the Fort Worth Police Department, is a moron.

Phone companies aren't making phones harder to hack to fuck with the police, idiot. Security and encryption are getting better.

https://t.co/XB69ZxADdJ

Thursday, January 30, 2020 06:30:48 AM from Twitter for Android

Goddamnit @Android 10 volume control is fucking garbage.

Group chat is going nuts and it's impossible to mute the notification sounds. Hold volume down rocker and it lowers the media volume but you have to go into 95 secret menus to shut off txt alert sounds. Christ.

Fix it

Wednesday, January 29, 2020 09:27:43 PM from Twitter for Android

I don't know wtf a coronavirus is, but this dude can just stay right the fuck in China and never come back home. I don't need this plague in my backyard.

https://t.co/uQMczBnfS9

Sunday, January 26, 2020 09:29:05 PM from Twitter Web App

Whoever did this is a real sick fuck who needs to be killed by firing squad

https://t.co/c32Sflg1Wy

Saturday, January 25, 2020 09:51:57 PM from Twitter for Android

No fucking shit. Only snow I've seen all winter was one dusting and January is almost over. The fuck. I love snow

https://t.co/8ronM6h3xa

Friday, January 24, 2020 12:57:34 PM from Twitter Web App

On the backend, whenever it can't find an account, they throw and exception in code, which logs as a 500. Our monitoring picks that shit up. Third night in a row I was paged for no reason.

Friday, January 24, 2020 01:43:23 AM from Twitter for Android