Crashing at my parents old ass house and they got new windows. Which is very convenient for me to open secretly at night without crazy noises, because, use your imagination...
Wednesday, February 26, 2020 12:35:45 AM from Twitter for Android
12:30AM and I'm hungover
Wednesday, February 26, 2020 12:30:40 AM from Twitter for Android
The #pixel4 has such a piece of shit battery that I killed it to 0 from 100% THREE times in one day. How is this possible in the year of our Lord 2020?
$1000 for this shit. @madebygoogle and @rosterloh should be fucking ashamed of themselves
Wednesday, February 26, 2020 12:23:16 AM from Twitter for Android
But it has radar to unlock it and can take a 5 minute star photo. REAL PRACTICAL you dumb shits. Battery dies three times in one day, but I can take a picture of stars. I love space. But get your priorities straight
Wednesday, February 26, 2020 12:25:54 AM from Twitter for Android
Do fucking better on the Pixel 5
Wednesday, February 26, 2020 12:26:30 AM from Twitter for Android
@VoteJenaPowell Trans people don't decide to be trans for the hell of it or to do better in sports than real girls. Who would voluntarily choose that burden and judgment? They have deep psychological battles to endure. Why put them through more stress and heartache. Let it be.
Wednesday, February 26, 2020 12:01:29 AM from Twitter for Android
@VoteJenaPowell This bill is sexist. If you're going to introduce this nonsense, why wouldn't you ban trans females to:males from men's sports too?
Wednesday, February 26, 2020 12:12:08 AM from Twitter for Android
Real hardoo conductor scanned my Metro North digital ticket. Usually they don't and just trust you.
Tuesday, February 25, 2020 10:05:02 PM from Twitter for Android
@MetroNorth You're aware there's a divot on the right southbound rail, towards the rear (north) at the Scarsdale station, right? Should get that fixed so it doesn't cause wear on the wheels. Sounds like a huge clunk when trains drive over it https://t.co/1jgsZBR8AS
Took my blood pressure twice at work today: 138/78 and 119/87 the second time... I'm going to do a little switcheroo and just say it's 119/78
Totally still counts, amirite?
Monday, February 24, 2020 06:45:04 PM from Twitter for Android
The coronavirus panic is a fake phenomenon created by the New World Order to disrupt the economy.
It is no worse than regular influenza. The only people who die from it (like the flu) are babies, elderly and those with compromised immune systems
BAHAHAHHAH. This flat earther killed himself trying to prove the Earth was flat and I predicted this in 2017: https://t.co/Ie4zvkX86k
https://t.co/VOTN9TKUSD
Monday, February 24, 2020 07:57:28 AM from Twitter for Android
I got heckled by a US Government cop today at the VA Hospital because as I was walking out, I made a derogatory comment about a Trump portrait on the wall.
Sunday, February 23, 2020 09:32:25 PM from Twitter for Android
Guy was very butthurt and called me out for being disrespectful, in which I replied "You ever read his tweets? They are not respectful either" https://t.co/PKziK6kghs
Sunday, February 23, 2020 09:40:23 PM from Twitter for Android
Alright Cisco, we're going to the moon!
Wednesday, February 19, 2020 11:04:50 PM from Twitter Web App