Filled out my TPS report for these fucking suits: https://t.co/pxnpGZc5qK
Wednesday, February 19, 2020 04:56:16 PM from Twitter Web App
I'm actually mortified rn because the cleaning people started wiping down my papasan chair, which my dog drools all over... And it looks like jizz
Wednesday, February 19, 2020 02:51:46 PM from Twitter Web App
I tried to say it was the dog's chair,but they didn't speak English.
mi perra babeaba en mi silla. no es jizz
Wednesday, February 19, 2020 02:54:15 PM from Twitter Web App
Explain to me why the fuck I should pay my taxes when buffoon @realDonaldTrump just pardoned rich motherfuckers for tax evasion, and cannot prove that he himself pays income tax
Wednesday, February 19, 2020 06:15:40 AM from Twitter for Android
Oh right... They'd throw me in jail and fine the shit out of me.
Wednesday, February 19, 2020 06:28:58 AM from Twitter for Android
I just lost it on my gas company because their portal looks like it's from the 90s and they don't support auto pay or paperless billing
Literally forgot to pay a bill because WHO THE FUCK DOESN'T SUPPORT DIRECT DEBIT PAYMENTS IN 2020? https://t.co/Ssy1CODjZF
What do you expect? Giuliani isn't having them killed anymore
https://t.co/u7Fo6D0lVp
Sunday, February 16, 2020 04:25:33 PM from Twitter for Android
Is it just me, or does the New Green Day sound like Portugal the Man?
Friday, February 14, 2020 09:31:03 AM from Twitter for Android
.NET assembly binding redirects can suck a mammoth cock
Thursday, February 13, 2020 02:48:11 PM from Twitter Web App
@cvspharmacy Tell your tech people I went to sign up for an account on https://t.co/GEwpcutTIU and it just hung there forever. But the account was created when I went to log in later. Bad user experience https://t.co/LuFmDdsvB8
Wednesday, February 12, 2020 01:51:26 PM from Twitter Web App
The IRS can eat a dick
https://t.co/5oYiOpMTZe https://t.co/xbmbNmrZ9i
Monday, February 10, 2020 05:45:01 PM from Twitter for Android
@RMerlinDev They are unpredictable. Which would you say is the best performing that works on your firmware as if right now?
Friday, February 07, 2020 07:54:09 PM from Twitter for Android
@RMerlinDev If budget is not an issue, what is the newest/best ASUS router I could buy, that will have ASUS and Merlin Firmware support for a long time? I want to upgrade my 87U (iOS devices and 5G have been dropping a lot lately)