Nothing ever fucking compiles up in this bitch
@ky9 Gardner is a certified lunatic. Like this Twitter account. Bananas.
Monday, August 19, 2019 10:37:00 PM from Twitter for Android
I'd lose my testicles if they weren't attached. Fucks sake. That'd be my hell. Me losing things and continually looking for them for eternity
Screen me for dementia or some shit
Monday, August 19, 2019 09:40:53 PM from Twitter for Android
Bought the fastpass to skip 5 lines at the food truck festival and I feel like the worlds biggest asshole
Saturday, August 17, 2019 04:11:40 PM from Twitter for Android
And I'm home. Columbus closed every single road and exit I needed.... Christ
Saturday, August 17, 2019 12:58:59 AM from Twitter for Android
The @columbusairport is dropping the ball tonight.
1. Gave pilot wrong gate
2. On runway 20 mins after landing due to plane "traffic" (place is deserted)
3. Picked the ass end of the terminal to deplane when closer gates were free
4. Baggage claim is being slow af
Friday, August 16, 2019 11:56:10 PM from Twitter for Android
Stop being like fucking @LGAairport
Friday, August 16, 2019 11:56:28 PM from Twitter for Android
Maybe it's just that everyone working at airports is a moron or I've been traveling too much
Now I have Columbus giving me problems. Wtf - do better. This place is supposed to be perfect
Friday, August 16, 2019 11:38:49 PM from Twitter for Android
The fucking plane lands and there's another plane at the gate and no one answered our pilot. Now we had to move out of the way of "traffic" at 11:30
Some asshole fell asleep. I need to get home, I've been gone since last Friday. Fuckssake
Friday, August 16, 2019 11:40:25 PM from Twitter for Android
I was on 8 different planes in the past week and my consensus is that Boeing stinks and the Airbus planes are much nicer
Friday, August 16, 2019 09:56:23 PM from Twitter for Android
.@Bayer is pro-cancer. The @EPA is pro-cancer.
Glyphosate kills. They should force- funnel it down @EPAAWheeler's throat https://t.co/ZYBanXhtvA
Friday, August 16, 2019 09:54:00 PM from Twitter for Android
My degenerate ass bought a six pack and didn't get a bag for it. Walking around Anaheim with it back to the hotel while everyone has their Disney things. I'm a loon
Friday, August 16, 2019 12:26:24 AM from Twitter for Android
"My fuckin 60 year old boss is getting more ass than I am" -some platform engineer
Thursday, August 15, 2019 03:07:57 AM from Twitter for Android
Lizzo is dope
Wednesday, August 14, 2019 08:27:51 PM from Twitter for Android
It's so obvious these two fucked at some point in the past. Guarantee it.
Wednesday, August 14, 2019 06:03:12 PM from Twitter for Android