I mean, I hate Facebook and they're evil, but you can't have the government interfering in this shit. What do they mean no competition? There's Google chat (messages/Hangouts), iMessage, Keybase... There are other options.

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Friday, December 13, 2019 09:16:10 AM from Twitter for Android

@WyzeCam why do you need to obtain wifi information for me to download a time lapse? https://t.co/9t0Dn5E5mh

Tuesday, December 10, 2019 10:46:56 PM from Twitter for Android

This was in my local paper. Little kid puts my lunatic ass to shame. Everyone should be more like Lola. https://t.co/yEoW8DosBd

Tuesday, December 10, 2019 10:17:52 PM from Twitter for Android

I'm over here with agita all week long, and half the motherfuckers I work with are at AWS in Vegas

Wednesday, December 04, 2019 12:39:33 AM from Twitter Web App

Man... Twitter threads are confusing as hell. That and the Android app made it seem like my replies weren't going through and then I check again and all my dupes posted. Twitter cray

Wednesday, December 04, 2019 12:09:17 AM from Twitter Web App

@RockNationRadio @billieeilish @VanHalen Keyword heyday. Believe it or not, I'm less of a raving lunatic than unused to be

In reply to @RockNationRadio's tweet

Tuesday, December 03, 2019 11:42:26 PM from Twitter for Android

@RockNationRadio @billieeilish @VanHalen It's chill. But if you'd rather go on a three day bender in Vegas with with booze, coke, strippers and Eruption, so be it!

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Tuesday, December 03, 2019 11:39:43 PM from Twitter for Android

@RockNationRadio @billieeilish @VanHalen It's chill. Or you can go on a three day Vegas bender with booze, coke, strippers and Eruption

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Tuesday, December 03, 2019 11:35:44 PM from Twitter for Android

@RockNationRadio @billieeilish @VanHalen That girl is wayyyyyy out there and I have mad respect for it. Completely captured Gen Z. Oh and literally had no clue she dropped a single last month until right now, but it's a banger.

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Tuesday, December 03, 2019 11:33:00 PM from Twitter for Android

The failing @nypost tabloid (see what I did there?) thinks they're cool calling De Niro washed up for speaking the truth about an egomaniacal maniac. LOLOLOL, what a joke paper. https://t.co/2Oj2WQo117

Tuesday, December 03, 2019 07:53:17 PM from Twitter for Android

Real talk. You know Home Alone 2 is old AF because there ain't no way in hell they're flying a 767 between Chicago and NYC. That's inefficient. Nowadays, they'd fly Embraer coffins with wings. #begreen

Monday, December 02, 2019 09:42:51 PM from Twitter for Android

Someone please explain to me why on earth my @myQConnect garage door opener has/needs two IPs assigned to it and why the MAC addresses are unique

CC: @internetofshit https://t.co/oMv0BPVK22

Monday, December 02, 2019 12:01:55 PM from Twitter Web App

@madebygoogle Nothing they can do about a battery packing too few mAH

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Saturday, November 30, 2019 12:48:04 AM from Twitter for Android

I just went outside to get something real quick and stepped in dog shit in my new slippers and I FUCKING HATE EVERYTHING RIGHT NOW

Saturday, November 30, 2019 12:45:34 AM from Twitter for Android

@madebygoogle And trying to sell us a $70 stand to keep it charged

In reply to @portfolioso's tweet

Saturday, November 30, 2019 12:23:50 AM from Twitter for Android