I had enough of this shit
Wednesday, March 11, 2020 10:35:23 PM from Twitter for Android
News: "Don't panic about coronavirus"
But literally it's the only thing to they talk about
Wednesday, March 11, 2020 07:10:51 AM from Twitter for Android
Is this shit satire, or serious? If it's true, I'm'a live to be a million! Going to have to disagree with it though. Being an asshole sucks
https://t.co/pCOUWRh5xu
Yo Jack FM has a random ass dope mix going on rn ... Third Eye Blind then Charlie Daniels Band
Tuesday, March 10, 2020 10:44:17 PM from Twitter for Android
My company is forcing us to download an app to send our location to them at all times because of the Corona virus and THEY CAN GO FUCK THEMSELVES
This isn't an ebola outbreak.
There's all these amazingly qualified Democrats, including women, and we end up with these two old farts who'd likely die of coronavirus if they got it https://t.co/CqT3MlXpFd
@CNN touche. you do that on purpose 🤣
RT @nachosarah: BREAKING: the country
Dafuq @madebygoogle @rosterloh
Do not botch the Pixel 5 pls.
https://t.co/QuanInCgDo
Saturday, March 07, 2020 07:35:22 PM from Twitter for Android
hey @FlatEarthOrg, if the Earth is flat, how is it that this plane is flying straight up into space?
Saturday, March 07, 2020 03:44:57 PM from Twitter for Android
One of the engineers on my team is on my shit list because he gave another teammate an IG photo cred for a photo I took and shared with the team.
Then he took last min vacation to go skiing and dumped his workload on me.
Fucking guy
Saturday, March 07, 2020 08:15:39 AM from Twitter for Android
The NY Post is a garbage tabloid, but I believe this. Why does @andrewcuomo thinks he knows more about a transit system than a proven transit expert? Drove the guy out as it was improving and now it's gonna suck again
https://t.co/6rrWYR8gyG
@RockNationRadio @mitchlafon I usually don't buy @corona in the winter, but I feel they are getting some bad press from dumbdumbs, so I'm gonna buy a bunch and throw a March beach party!
Working on some legacy piece of shit script for work and some engineer included a 71 line batch file to get yesterday's date. If you do this, you should be permanently banned from the tech industry.
CHRIST SAKES THAT'S A ONE LINER IN POWERSHELL
Fuck yourselves, ignorant bastards. You're rejecting science? @EPA
https://t.co/lXxsIPkw4t
Thursday, March 05, 2020 01:15:16 PM from Twitter for Android