I am a huge supporter of this kind of Darwinism. We don't need these kinds of American citizens who believe an orange man over proven science. https://t.co/sqQlhoOch3
Tuesday, March 24, 2020 09:18:46 AM from Twitter for Android
I swear to God, my dog hears food bags opening and wakes up from a dead sleep every time. What a chonk. #foodhound
@realDonaldTrump You're a fucking moron
Mymom asked me why my voice was hoarse in my last Instagram and I told her I had corona
Paid $1.88 for gas last week and I got robbed...
What a time to be alive https://t.co/c92NrCG7HD
@RMerlinDev Did that lower the throughput or signal? 🤣
Saturday, March 21, 2020 04:52:16 PM from Twitter for Android
Did a Zoom with the Friendsgiving crew yesterday and feel bad/it's hilarious that we sang happy bday to my old boss' bf but none of us knew his name.
🎵happy birthday, dear mehlsjd blehhh happy birthday to you🎵
Saturday, March 21, 2020 04:41:54 PM from Twitter for Android
@HowFrankOfYou Fair enough
Thursday, March 19, 2020 08:12:54 PM from Twitter for Android
Wow Trump supporters are fucking dumb. If my real name wasn't used on Nextdoor, I'd have at this idiot https://t.co/3A7tfQZFkY
Thursday, March 19, 2020 02:03:09 PM from Twitter for Android
My daughter is essentially Arod in the sense that she is obsessed with herself and licks her reflection in glass doors and mirrors https://t.co/l2wUGg8tIC
Thursday, March 19, 2020 07:27:38 AM from Twitter for Android
Millennials to baby boomers: You heed the fucking advice. All you olds are going out and ignoring everything. We're in our bunkers https://t.co/NWweY3r06Q
When the acid kicks in https://t.co/pl6UlfCdxP
...in reality: A Chrome Canary canvas rendering bug. Or the webpage caught the virus
West Virginia doesn't have any Coronavirus cases because they don't have science in West Virginia. Only coal mining hillbillies