Is it just me, or does the New Green Day sound like Portugal the Man?

Friday, February 14, 2020 09:31:03 AM from Twitter for Android

.NET assembly binding redirects can suck a mammoth cock

Thursday, February 13, 2020 02:48:11 PM from Twitter Web App

@cvspharmacy Tell your tech people I went to sign up for an account on https://t.co/GEwpcutTIU and it just hung there forever. But the account was created when I went to log in later. Bad user experience https://t.co/LuFmDdsvB8

Wednesday, February 12, 2020 01:51:26 PM from Twitter Web App

The IRS can eat a dick

https://t.co/5oYiOpMTZe https://t.co/xbmbNmrZ9i

Monday, February 10, 2020 05:45:01 PM from Twitter for Android

@RMerlinDev They are unpredictable. Which would you say is the best performing that works on your firmware as if right now?

In reply to @RMerlinDev's tweet

Friday, February 07, 2020 07:54:09 PM from Twitter for Android

@RMerlinDev If budget is not an issue, what is the newest/best ASUS router I could buy, that will have ASUS and Merlin Firmware support for a long time? I want to upgrade my 87U (iOS devices and 5G have been dropping a lot lately)

Friday, February 07, 2020 11:38:14 AM from Twitter Web App

followed by https://t.co/yUYCCzRu7B

Thursday, February 06, 2020 07:51:30 PM from Twitter Web App

Commit messages from where I work. This was my commit https://t.co/CS7xloRKf1

Thursday, February 06, 2020 07:49:53 PM from Twitter Web App

I wish @turbotax would stop emailing me about completing my tax return and that I have "max savings" waiting. I actually owe money. You should know that already based on what I partially entered and stop emailing me a million times about how I have a big refund waiting.

Wednesday, February 05, 2020 10:11:25 PM from Twitter for Android

Anyone watch Zumbo's Just Desserts on Netflix? What's up with the bitty who just screams the time left in the challenges?

Wednesday, February 05, 2020 10:03:18 PM from Twitter for Android

RT @DadBoner: Enjoying the steamy erotic Latin flare of this year’s Supes Bowl halftime show.

Respectfully intrigued, you guys

Muy calien…

Sunday, February 02, 2020 08:29:04 PM from Twitter for Android

Arod is gonna have this guy killed

Sunday, February 02, 2020 08:20:55 PM from Twitter for Android

Does Shakira have an outie belly button?

Sunday, February 02, 2020 08:13:01 PM from Twitter for Android

Does the sun ever come out in @ColumbusGov? Pretty sure Seattle is less gloomy

Thursday, January 30, 2020 06:57:28 AM from Twitter for Android

Detective Rex Kiser, who conducts digital forensic examinations for the Fort Worth Police Department, is a moron.

Phone companies aren't making phones harder to hack to fuck with the police, idiot. Security and encryption are getting better.

https://t.co/XB69ZxADdJ

Thursday, January 30, 2020 06:30:48 AM from Twitter for Android